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How to write a fucking essay

If you’re reading this you’ve probably been assigned to write an essay and you have no idea where to start. Now I’m no scholar but I do know how to pull an essay out of my ass and I thought I’d do you the favour of sharing some tips on how to write an essay that is at least half decent. These are some tips I’ve made up and some that were bludgeoned into my head during high school by persistent teachers (of which I’m grateful for).

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zagreus

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

zagreus

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

zagreus

i don’t know anything about geology

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asymbina

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

zagreus

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

queensofthequeer

I don’t know what I expected….

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thegothamgays

This might actually be the most cursed tweet I’ve ever seen

starejock

Date a boy with skin! 💕

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sollertias

Ofelia by Ernest Hébert, c. 1910 (details)

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itsagifnotagif

Animal derps cleanse my soul

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I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.

persephonesecretlair

I need this shirt.

qualitees

I found it online here!

aristocratic-bohemian

I want this shirt lol

prettyboyhaikyu

I love this shirt

buttermilkbaddie-deactivated202

Everytime I saw this and thought it said “grandfather” and I was like why is no one talking about the grandfather is fit af but…nvm lol

foggysandwichcollector-blog

Omg I did too

zodiac--signs

dealing with the truth

Fire- Aries burns it & creates their own truth, Leo makes it shine with their own light, Sagittarius tells it beautifully even when it’s not pretty at all. Earth- Taurus holds on to it tightly like a compulsive purist, Virgo dissects it to laboriously write theses on the subject, Capricorn takes it as something relatively important- will it matter 5 years from now on? Air- Gemini plays around with it as much as they please, Libra beautifies it leaving behind its natural crude form & turning it into something to be admired/enjoyed, Aquarius looks for the underlying meaning of it all & creates universal maxims. Water- Cancer locks it away inside themselves til it becomes part of who they are, Scorpio submerges it and lets it boil until it begs to come out, Pisces masks it with a veil of fantasy and magic where anything can be “the truth”- as long as you believe it.