Serenity Dee: SFF is still maladjusted

Pronouns: she, her. Trans woman. Lesbian. Economist by day, 24/7 ranty mcrantypants. Talks about damn near anything. The subtitle is something that started out as a joke, but ... isn't anymore. I may post NSFW content from time to time.

[simkaye]

Pride prints are back in stock but leaving soon! 🐹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

good lil critters <3

[asymbina]

smol rounb frembs!

[ubercharge]

HORNET

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HORNET VS BEE

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HORNET VS BEE 2

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HORNET VS BEE 3

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HORNET VS BEE 4

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HORNET VS BEE 5

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HORNET VS BEE 6

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HORNET VS BEE 7 - get collared idiot

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SHE DESERVE A CUTE BEE HAREM

[nitpickspot]

Sam I want you to look up how Bees deal with Hornets in their hives.

and then realize that that MIGHT not be why things are getting hot in here

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

O H N O

[nitpickspot]

I've heard of making a girl melt but....

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

TOO HOT

HOT DAMN

[asymbina]

Yeah, freshly roasted hornet

[ink-splotch]

In my heart and in my head, Murderbot is played by Vico Ortiz and no one can take that away from me

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[notgreatthanks]

This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken

[keresacheron]

Dinosaur cartoon.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Important reminder

[geeky-fuckery]

This reminds me of the fact that "Ancient Egypt" goes back so many thousands of years, that the most recent "Ancient Egyptians" were already studying (even more) Ancient Egypt.

[charlesoberonn]

Not even the most recent ones. It was an Egyptian prince from the 13th century BCE studying and restoring artifacts from the 26th century BCE.

[charlesoberonn]

For context, the last Pharaoh, Cleopatra VII, lived in the 1st century BCE. Prince Khaemweset, known as "the first egyptologist", was as ancient to her as the pyramids and tombs he was studying were ancient to him.

[theaudientvoid]

I remember having me mind completely blown when I learned that the "New Kingdom" was pre-Bronze Age Collapse.

[oxeanic]

This has totally be mentioned in another fork of this post, but it reminds me quite a bit of Ennigaldi-Nanna's museum, a museum in Ur, c. 530 BC, which housed mesopotamian artifacts dating back in some cases to the 20th century BC

[asymbina]

There are multiple different and distinct eras of Greek civilization in antiquity: Mycenaean Greece, the Greek Dark Ages, Archaic Greece, Classical Greece, Hellenistic Greece, Roman Greece, and Late Antiquity.

The periods from the end of Archaic Greece to Late Antiquity are marked by specific historic events, such as wars commencing, and they're variously well-documented, because it was during Archaic Greece that the Greek alphabet first emerged from Greek people adopting the Phoenician alphabet and reworking it to fit Greek phonologies of the time, and so people were writing stuff down, and they never stopped, although a lot of that stuff is now lost, and we only even know it existed because other people quoted it or referred to it.

With Mycenaean Greece and the Greek Dark Ages, it's a little fuzzier, because the Mycenaean Greek civilization did have writing, the syllabic Linear B script, and the court scribes of the warrior-kings who dominated the region wrote quite a bit down.

The problem is that Mycenaean Greece ended with the collapse of the Bronze Age civilization in the Mediterranean as a whole, and we don't really know why it ended, other than some vague descriptions of some marauding sea people alluded to in some Egyptian materials, which were almost certainly a symptom of whatever disaster(s) precipitated the collapse than the actual cause. And when Mycenaean Greek civilization ended, the tiny class of professional scribes all vanished, probably all dead, and with it all knowledge of Linear B (and the still-undeciphered Linear A attested in the Minoan civilization), so nobody could read anything from the archeological remains of Mycenaean civilization until Michael Ventris fully deciphered it in 1952, based on the work of Alice Kober. The ~250 years from the collapse of Bronze Age civilizations to the rise of Greek city-states starting around 800 BCE are called the Greek Dark Ages because nothing was recorded and written down (that's what a "dark age" is in historiography, a period with little to no recorded history); everything we know about the period is from excavations of the tiny villages that people lived in around the Aegean Sea after the palaces of the Mycenaean civilization were abandoned and figuring out what they were eating from their middens and such.

But the Greeks retained a cultural memory of that older civilization, because the ruins were right there, and the cities weren't all completely abandoned, many were just heavily depopulated. And all those tales of Greek gods and heroes and the legendary founders of cities like Athens and so on? The Greeks of the Archaic and later periods, up until the Christianization of the Greek people in late antiquity, considered all of that to have happened during the Mycenaean era.

[funnypages]

This throuple just got awkward

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I've had weirder threesomes ;D

[asymbina]

TRIAD

it's a TRIAD

I have an unreasonable hatred for the neologism "throuple" for a triad, because not only is it a needless displacement of a very well-established term in the polyamory community, it also sounds like some kind of Victorian euphemism for a horrible chronic illness that we now have a very routine cure for

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"The Molester is a different member of my species

....................

HE IS NOT POPULAR"

[asymbina]

"He can identified by his sweaty glove"

[masklayer]

[tzarvolver]

I raise you

[guitarbeard]

Ante up

[iguanamouth]

hey

[louiswainenthusiast]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 I DEMAND MORE STORIES FEATURING THE SWORD LESBIAN SPACE WIVES <3

[nitpickspot]

Wait is that...Moondragon and Phylla Vel?

How long have they been together?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Quite a while!

Well specifically

This is a Phyla from another dimension (The one from the main MU was killed off stupidly in the early 2000's in a gross homophobic ass story)

This Phyla and her wife Moondragon came to the main MU from their own dimension during one of the cosmic events Marvel did, joining the Guardians of the Galaxy

The Moondragon from the main MU would then wind up bonding with the parallel version of Moondragon so she's a hybrid of both of them

[nitpickspot]

Man, Phyla, why did Daddy Marvel let you have TWO hot bald monks? Also, I need to read more GOTG at some point I guess.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Al Ewing's run is AMAZING and the one right before that is really good too and is also the run where Phyla and Moondragon join up with Peter's new team

It's also a good idea to read Infinity Wars which is the event where Phyla and Moondragon cross over into the regular MU and kind of leads directly into the new GOTG forming :D

[nitpickspot]

Wait are THEY the lesbian couple from that Galaxy book you've been recommending all over the place or is that something else?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

No no, that's a seperate thing :D

Galaxy is a character from the DC universe while these two are Marvel <3

Galaxy teaming up with the Guardians would have been a cool thing to have happened during those DC/Marvel team up books though...

[nitpickspot]

There's always time...

[dappercat123]

Moondragon also had a short lived relationship with Marlo chandler, former Joe fixit love interest turned Rick jones’ wife, Rick and her where still married but Rick and her agreed to let Marlo explore her feelings as she ultimately decided she loved Rick more.

Now she’s become the new death.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

That's what comes of choosing to stay with the straight guy instead of the hot queer woman XD

[asymbina]

Which means, presumably, that Thanos is trying to impress her, still

[cadhla182]

Metalbending commission for DCeased!

Nude Alt

Commission Info / Nude Comm Info

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

UNF :D

[asymbina]

that Patreon is the gift that keeps on giving!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Gun Honey Doubles Down #1 Gets 100,000 Orders From Comic Shops

Gun Honey Doubles Down #1 gets 100,000 orders... as Joanna Tan is paid ten million dollars to assassinate the Russian premiere

<3 More comics should be about a hot as fuck bisexual getting to assasinate Vladimir Putin <3

But then, a hot as fuck bisexual assasinating Vladimir Putin is also something I'd love to see in real life, because I long for the day someone puts a bullet in the heads of every last one of the cattle in the Russian government <3

[asymbina]

so say we all

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Gun Honey Doubles Down #1 Gets 100,000 Orders From Comic Shops

Gun Honey Doubles Down #1 gets 100,000 orders... as Joanna Tan is paid ten million dollars to assassinate the Russian premiere

<3 More comics should be about a hot as fuck bisexual getting to assasinate Vladimir Putin <3

But then, a hot as fuck bisexual assasinating Vladimir Putin is also something I'd love to see in real life, because I long for the day someone puts a bullet in the heads of every last one of the cattle in the Russian government <3

[asymbina]

so say we all

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Oh this is hitting some kinks/turn ons ;D

[zeible]

...hello.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I am NOT looking respectfully ;D

[nitpickspot]

I'm glad you guys are having fun

She's not buff no more :(

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:(

I am here for making her SWOL

GIVE HER ABS

GIVE HER THIGHS THAT CAN CRUSH MY SKULL

[dappercat123]

Give her teeth and claws that can rend my flesh!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

RIP AND TEAR

[asymbina]

ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

@vo-kopen Golden Glider and Trickster are canon in the Absolute Flash series! :D

Also aggghhhhhh I am an idiot I put this in a reblog at first instead of its own post

Look I just woke up okay XD

[vo-kopen]

It’s all good. I am just shocked that my “is this what the kids call sexual tension?” actually is canon. I was sure after Trickster betrayed the team that it was never gonna happen. But I guess toxic yuri likes a good betrayal now and then? Regardless, hooray for more Absolute queer stuff. :)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

TOXIC YURI OUR BELOVED :D

I'm so glad you were right about these two :D

[asymbina]

YAY

[nitpickrider]

...implications presented without commentary.

Amazing Spiderman 365

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"WHAT A GOOD GAL PAL SHE WAS"

[vigilantsycamore]

something polyamorous happened here <3

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"I'm feeling devious"

"You're looking glamorous"

"Lets get mischevious"

"AND POLYAMOROUS"

[asymbina]

Spider-Gwen is in 616

I'm just saying

[wholesome-animal-images]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

just vibin' <3

[asymbina]

fun fact: snakes can hear (as a rule) but not terribly well compared to humans, in the sense that they have a much more limited frequency response of about 80 Hz (between D#2 and E2) and to about 600 Hz (between D5 and D#5), as opposed to the ~20 Hz to ~20,000 Hz of typical human hearing, and their hearing sense is optimized for detecting ground vibrations through bone conduction to their lower jaw rather than air vibrations

the fundamental frequencies of the kick drum are right around that bottom end of their hearing, so if it doesn't trigger a "prey or predator is nearby" alertness state, they'd probably really dig anything that involves a kick drum as pleasant stimulation

(also, contrary to popular belief, they don't dislocate their lower jaws, instead they have this really nifty elaborate compound hinge structure that lets them unfold it in ways few, if any, other vertebrates can)

[ram1dus]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Let Rose Wilson fuck girls, DC <3

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

#YES YES YES#detective comics comics#good morning cassrose

<3 THE SHIP OF SHIPS <3

[asymbina]

I mean, in what universe does she not fuck girls?