✨Divine Madness Dump✨

• He/him 🏳️‍⚧️ • || Hyper fixations, fanfics, my general bs, and the occasional art || ~ Y’all can call me Sal :3 ~ My handle over on ao3 is continuallyhyperfixating - happy reading!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

write your fanfiction before the hyperfixation’s gone

[salyamory]

I might be just a little obsessed with incorrect quotes—

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Trent: Who's in charge here?

Jan: Usually, whoever yells the loudest.

[salyamory]

He’s not wrong, usually it’s a tie between Roy and Isaac tho, but don’t underestimate the yelliness of Led Tasso, or Beard for that matter

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Moe: What are you, a cop?

Isaac: Babe.

Moe: Fine. Ask me again.

Priest: Do you take this man to be your husband?

[caslutz]

Colin: Do you support gay rights?

Jamie: Not only do I support gay rights, I also support gay wrongs.

Roy: What the fuck did you do now?

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Richard: Yes! The horsemen! Living together! Partying hard! Luring ladies back to the pad!

Jan: sorry? "Luring?"

Richard: You know what I mean.

Jan: I don't actually.

Richard: You're crazy. We're going to be on fire. Chicks are going to be banging down the door and we'll be like, "Please ladies, one at a time."

Jan: One at a time as in there's two of us and one of them?

Richard:

Jan:

Richard: ... no.

[salyamory]

Jan is such an underrated character and I wish we got to know him more 😔

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Beard: Bumbercatch, would you consider yourself a revolutionary?

Moe: Well, no, but I do believe corporations rob of us of our dignity and independence and that these systems must be stripped down, burnt down, or leveled by any force necessary.

Beard:

Moe: But that's just one little guy's opinion.

[salyamory]

He’s a progressive socialist, not a revolutionary :3

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Roy: You should treat the janitor with the same fucking respect you treat the CEO.

Moe: I'm not going to guillotine the janitor.

[salyamory]

Moe has more respect for the janitor than the CEO and we love him for that

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Ted: Okay, give me your hair dryer.

Keeley: What?

Roy: What are you talking about?

Ted: Don't you carry one in your purse?

Roy: Have you ever met a human woman?

Ted, on the phone: Hey, do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Rebecca: Of course. I'm not an animal.

[salyamory]

It’s a tiny bedazzled one Keeley gave her for her birthday. They have a matching set :3

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Beard: We've got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Roy: Probably Jamie.

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Isaac: Well, no one knows for sure, but that's what I think happens when we die.

Will: It sounds nice. Especially the part about rolos for breakfast.

[salyamory]

Definitely Isaac’s heaven right there. I saw this recipe once for rolos slightly melted into a ritz cracker and I think Isaac would definitely try it lmao

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Ted: I think I'm going to dip my cookie in this con queso dip

Beard: That's disgusting. I'm going to do the same thing.

[salyamory]

They are true besties and I love that for them

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Moe: The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness.

Beard: Any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Moe: Autism.

[salyamory]

Does this mean I should change my blog to the “divine madness dump”? Cuz I think it does

[salyamory]

I gave into the urge. I changed em. >:3

[salyamory]

Tempted to change my banner and profile pic again—hmm

[afcroyjamie]

[headcanonthings]

Beard: Is that a hickey I see? Ted, embarrassed and panicking: What? No, it’s just a mosquito bite. Trent, walking in: Morning. Beard: The mosquito can talk?!