Sometimes I feel like I am the only human left.
I mean it explains the lack of humans around me, doesn’t it?
You're not the only one...
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@sam-inthe-world
Sometimes I feel like I am the only human left.
I mean it explains the lack of humans around me, doesn’t it?
You're not the only one...
It was Saturday...
Alright, you want me gone, I won’t play dumb about why. But do you have to be such a steaming dick about it? That’s why I keep coming back, you realize. I just want a high note. We’ve only had one.
Dude! I'm not being a dick about this, you're the &*#&ing devil! You keep trying to kill me, I think I'm being incredibly generous with my time right now.
Guess who is back?
Of course she’d hit the clubs first. Party first….Handcuff people later. Thanks, it does help. I’ll just stay at the hotel until she pops up again. So what do you do?
Handcuff... so, your friend is an officer, too? Me? Oh, I'm in... pest control.
It was Saturday...
For Christ’s sake. You gave me hell yesterday, is it too much to ask that I get a minute to sass you about it? It’s the least you could do, after what you’ve done to me.
Fine, go ahead. Say what you wanna say then you can leave.
Guess who is back?
You alright? We don’t have to talk about Faith if you don’t want to. I mean, its not my conversation over a cup of tea.
I think I saw your friend at a club by the bridges. I can't remember what it was called, I ducked for a drink. I think she was definitely in town a few days ago if that helps.
It was Saturday...
That’s too bad, I was hoping you could clarify something for me. You said you thought I’d gone all mortal — you didn’t think I had any of… “it” left — and I didn’t know what you meant by that. Do you think you might’ve meant the thing where I can vault you across the room without touching you? Roast you with my mind, rupture your internal organs remotely? Exsanguinate you with a snap of my fingers? You make your best guess, and then we’ll test it out.
At this point, I'm actually ready to just let you give it your best shot. I'm completely serious. If you're going to do something then just do it. Even if you can? You'll be doing me a favor and there'll be one less conversation like this in the world.
Guess who is back?
Yes she does, usually someone doesn’t notice the tattoo though. How close were you looking? I don’t know what a [ tries to pronounce the word but can’t] thingy is, but we can go with that.
[nervous scratch to the back of his head] Normal close... just in passing.
Guess who is back?
Uh, let me see. Tall, brown hair, brown eyes, loves to walk around in leather? Has a dirty mouth and comes up with weird references for things.
Leather, brown hair... dirty mouth. Does she have a tattoo on her arm that looks a little bit like a rorschach test?
Guess who is back?
You looked a little lost. Or not sure what to do. Well yeah, got into a fight. Looking for Faith, seen her?
Um, I'm not sure... can you describe her?
Guess who is back?
[ Takes the extended hand and gives it a firm shake.] Oh its just a few cuts and bruises, I should be fine.
No, no... I'm fine. Just cuts and bruises. So, what brings you to town Buffy? [was that a name?]
Guess who is back?
Uh..Yeah lets just go with that. I’m Buffy.
Oh, Sam... [extends hand] Are... you okay?
It was Saturday...
When I was here yesterday? And you told me something. What was it… [air quotes] “If you’re gonna try and kill me, just do it so I have an excuse to send you to the pit myself. Make a move or just shut up about it." Well. You’ve given me a lot to think about.
[almost impressed with himself] I said what?
I'm sure I did, but yesterday was... yesterday. And today is different, I can't explain how but it is so just... go. You know, away. I don't wanna make a deal with you, I don't really want you standing at my door because that's creepy. I need to forget yesterday ever happened. Which, to be honest I already sort of have...
Guess who is back?
You’d think when I realize I may have a difficult time with things, that I’d call for back up. But nope, I told myself, I can defeat these losers. I did in the end but God does everything hurt.
Backup? So, then... you're a cop?
It was Saturday...
"That little tiff we had yesterday. You said a lot of nasty things, Sam. I’m here to bury the hatchet."
"What?" What? "Just... $&*#ing what?"
It was Saturday...
That wasn’t an invitation, mate… I meant head on a table, being something not comfortable. Hang-overs work better in your own bed. ALONE.
Sorry... you know. Weird weekend.
Guess who is back?
I really do hope the bath is free, I need to lay in it for a couple of hours or so.
Rough trip?
It was Saturday...
Sam…
Can we talk?