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This account is an archive, for my time as Crowley in Hunter's Slayground, a closed cross-over RP. If you followed me here and are looking for more, I currently play Crowley independently under the-rebel-you-know, open to anyone who wants to play.

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Are people really still following this blog? Haven’t posted in ages, but I’m still getting likes. I’m at the-rebel-you-know now. Playing with a lot of the same people, too, only we’re independent.

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Villains Out Shopping // Spike and Crowley // Closed

[spikebloodyhell]

"Yeh, gentrification can be a real bitch."

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"Don't look at me like that, you're messing me up."

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Villains Out Shopping // Spike and Crowley // Closed

[spikebloodyhell]

"Right but I get to check on how smashed you are first, because that’s usually the cause of seeing spots the way I’ve experienced it,"  He answered in response as he took another bit and chewed thoughtfully.  "So tell me something, whut’s brought you out this town?  Escape or work?"

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"I can't stay in one place too long, it catches up to me. That, or I accidentally gentrify the neighborhood. Crowley problems."

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Villains Out Shopping // Spike and Crowley // Closed

[spikebloodyhell]

"See now that’s fair,”  He said with a laugh.  ”Funny thing is, I watch a lot of bloody cooking shows because nothing to do during the day, and for someone who doesn’t have to eat? I enjoy it.”

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Crowley started cutting his steak. "Alright, I'll just dive right in, but if I start seeing spots in five minutes, I get to say I told you so."

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Villains Out Shopping // Spike and Crowley // Closed

[spikebloodyhell]

"Oh… someone’s all huffy that neither of got the other’s idea of funny," He said sawing his knife through another portion of steak and gesturing with it on the end of his fork.  "Don’t take it to heart.  Really, the royalty bit doesn’t do much f’me because I didn’t like myself being all proper all the time.  It’s more fun t’be crass."

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"It was less about royalty, more about having no faith in your ability to cook."

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Drunky // Crowley and Illyria // Closed

[ilyriatheoldone-deactivated2015]

"The curse of this place, nothing feels exactly wrong or right any longer."

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"I think we've got past the part of drinking where it's fun. The only solution is to drink out way out." Crowley pours himself another drink. "I know. We'll thing positive. Talk about our accomplishments." He raised his glass to toast himself. "I killed Batman! The real, actual Batman. That makes me the new Batman."

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Villains Out Shopping // Spike and Crowley // Closed

[spikebloodyhell]

He paused, “Right maybe that wasn’t the best choice of words but… steak’s fine, why?”

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"Because I'm gonna have it. That was the joke from the beginning, mate. I was kidding when I asked you to taste the steak."

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Villains Out Shopping // Spike and Crowley // Closed

[spikebloodyhell]

"Fine, fine… couldn’t really choke to any detriment anyway.  No need to breathe so no gag reflex," He rolled his eyes but let it go.  "I"m pretty good at eating even without the need to.  I like the taste, the smell, the whole experience."

He popped a bit of lettuce into his mouth with his fingers.

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"Yes, yes, you're lovely at so many things that don't require a gag-reflex. How's the steak?"

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Villains Out Shopping // Spike and Crowley // Closed

[spikebloodyhell]

"Well I was amused, sorry if it irked you— You really think I’d have poisoned anything?"  He asked.

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"I don't know. That wasn't the point, anyway. I'm a little out of practice with food. But pretending to choke to death isn't fun. Not when you do it, anyway. Do you get what I'm saying yet? Do I have to film a documentary?"

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Villains Out Shopping // Spike and Crowley // Closed

[spikebloodyhell]

"True, but not as funny," He smirked cheekily then softened, "Oh, come on… you knew I wasn’t gonna drop from something I made myself, right?"

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"Forgive us if we continue to be not amused."

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Drunky // Crowley and Illyria // Closed

[ilyriatheoldone-deactivated2015]

"I live in the world.  I’m no figment, Crowley."

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"Yeah, but... that's exactly what a figment would say. I'm sure I'm wrong. It just doesn't feel wrong."

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Drunky // Crowley and Illyria // Closed

[ilyriatheoldone-deactivated2015]

"My head is starting to spin somewhat," Illyria admitted to him with a smile.

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"See? You're a figment of my imagination. Well, somebody's, anyway."

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Drunky // Crowley and Illyria // Closed

[ilyriatheoldone-deactivated2015]

"You make it sound like you are your own personal amusement park, as Spike might say.  But I would say you’re complicated and a bit sad."

After a few moments of watching Crowley she sat back and poured herself another tumbler of scotch and took a long sip, “Whatever the case, it is beautiful just the same.  I enjoy your company.”

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"Well, you're a sweet thing. Maybe because you've been where I am. Or maybe you're in my head.... Riding the teacups at Crowleyland."

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Villains Out Shopping // Spike and Crowley // Closed

[spikebloodyhell]

He cleared his throat and finished swallowing, a little simper playing on his lips, “Just making sure you’re paying attention was all.”

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"There are other ways of doing that, that don't involve making me very, very cross."

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Villains Out Shopping // Spike and Crowley // Closed

[spikebloodyhell]

He looked at Crowley incredulously for a moment as if he couldn’t believe the demon were serious.  He’s watched him make everything himself then shrugged and tore into the rather rare steak.

"Fine… not poisoned… and, I’m not even sure if I had poisoned it it’d do anything to me or you," He chuckled then his eyes suddenly fixed straight ahead and he started to choke, reaching up for his throat.

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"You're not funny, William."

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Villains Out Shopping // Spike and Crowley // Closed

[spikebloodyhell]

He nodded and murmurred, “Can’t have good without evil..  Can’t destroy evil, so how d’you muck it up from the inside out?”

Spike pulled out the steaks and set them on a plate with the potatoes and brought them to the table, gesturing for Crowley to sit down.

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Crowley got the silverware and followed Spike to the table, way too excited to being doing some little boring domestic activity. "You make it sound so much more Star Wars than it felt at the time. I like that."

He sat down next to Spike. "Alright, you know the drill: taste it, and if you don't die, I'll try it."

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Drunky // Crowley and Illyria // Closed

[ilyriatheoldone-deactivated2015]

"That seems fair enough an assumption in your present state," Illyria said finishing off the glass of scotch. "You are a strange creature Crowley."

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"Welcome to Crowley."