SAM THE MAN

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

[sam-the-man47]

uhhh intro post

hi there :3

my name is sam, I go by any pronouns

i'm pan (probably) and i wear glasses like a nerd

dni if you're weird but not in a cool way (pedophile, pervert, homophobe, transphobe, trump or ice supporter)

i respect all religions unless you're on of those homophobic christians who use the bible to back up hatred

i'll probably post my art and stuff and maybe a few dumb rants

epilogue mike wheeler is not the real mike wheeler

you are not immune to good times

have a good day 👍

less important stuff below cut :)

PEOPLE I TALK ABOUT A LOT:

river- @deathcastlvr2 white boy: river's chuzz :) cool guy: nice guy in my theater class that i like (?) sea cucumber- asshole that i used to like main character/mc- my bossy friend whom i love very much pecan- mc's boyfriend and my friend bitch- an absolute bitch (also my "friend") short guy- sea cucumber's really short friend goddamnit- sea cucumber's blond guy friend who is at fault for everything victorian child- sea cucumber's friend and is built like link from botw diet coke- the girl i like, also sea cucumber's friend glasses- short funny kid from theater that loves stealing people's glasses

THINGS I'M OBSESSED WITH:

south park, hermitcraft/life series, genloss, iron lung, music, stranger things, byler, dear evan hansen, bones, slimecicle, goodtimeswithscar, minecraft, house md, the owl house, undertale, and deltarune

THINGS I LIKE BUT I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH:

percy jackson, epic the musical, hamilton, other musicals, the legend of zelda, pokemon, gravity falls, hazbin hotel, dsmp, tadc, glitch shows, and heartstopper (i will happily yap about these things with anyone who wants to)

DOLPHIN ARE SEA VERMIN

i play violin and i'm trying to learn guitar and bass :)

TAGS:

-sam has friends and that's wild: talking about/quoting friends

-sam does theater: theater posting

-out of context theater posting: exactly what it sounds like

-sam's in love: talking about cool guy or sea cucumber or whoever i like

-FAH: FAHHHH

-sigh: i'm extremely sad/mad/bleh and i'm going to post about it

[sam-the-man47]

pirate guy gave me the frights

[sam-the-man47]

awwwwwwe

[sam-the-man47]

fuck craig tucker he gets the maid dress

[satan-offical]

*trains your gender*

[satan-offical]

fuck wait I meant trans oh man

[sam-the-man47]

gushers are gay bc why does it bust in your mouth

[sam-the-man47]

reblog if you'd help your homies practice kissing their partners

[fluffysylveonn]

i am LOSING IT

[sam-the-man47]

"sam, have you been watching south park?!"

"no!"

goes to my room and watches south park

[sam-the-man47]

i hate the pool please don't make me go

[111dollboy]

crazy how some individuals think if youre born a certain sex you have to wear a certain kind of clothing.

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[sam-the-man47]

hey can we get more dad band funko pops that aren't stupid expensive please

[sam-the-man47]

sometimes i play this song in the dark late at night but then i get scared

[sam-the-man47]

i'm sorry for what i post it's late

[sam-the-man47]

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i love you :)

[sam-the-man47]

funny how writers and serial killers have the same search history but one of them commits literal crimes