After hitting the gym, he opened his locker only to find a skimpy sequin dress hanging where his clothes should have been. "I ain't wearing no fucking dress! Where the fuck did you boys put my clothes?" He turned over to his gym bros and slammed his fist against the lockers.
His bros instantly erupted into laughter. His girlfriend had set him up perfectly. She’d recruited his gym buddies to enforce the penalty of a bet he’d lost months ago, one that he has been dodging ever since.
"Well, your girl said you can either wear the dress, or you walk out of here butt naked!" His bros held the dress against his naked body and kept laughing at the sight, even more so when he chose the latter, throwing the dress aside and stepping out in nothing but his birthday suit.
The cold city air stung his bare skin as he walked down the crowded street. Car horns blared, cameras shuttered, and men wolf-whistled. He walked with both hands glued to his crotch, but the exhibitionist thrill of public exposure was already backfiring, evident in his cock thickening and growing heavy against his palms.
When he got to his car, he was surprised to find his girlfriend leaning against the hood already waiting for him. When she saw that he actually took the naked option, a sadistic smile formed on her face. Her eyes locked instantly onto his crotch, watching his erection visibly growing beneath his fingers.
"Alright, alright, you got me good..." The naked man muttered in defeat, holding his hands up in surrender before quickly slapping them back down upon realizing how many bystanders were looking right at him. His rock-hard cock was practically ready to poke an eye out. "You've had your laugh, so let's just call it a day and head home, okay?"
"Go home now? But babe, I've got an entire day planned out for us! I booked us to do a little bike tour, got us reservations at a cool new restaurant, and we can visit a museum to kill the time!" His girlfriend feigned sweetness, holding both of his hands if only to expose his hard-on to everyone else.
He quickly let go of her hands and moved them back to cover what little modesty he had left. "Yes babe, I just want to get home, get dressed, and forget this entire day even happened..."
He opened the car door, but before he could even get in, his girlfriend grabbed the door and held it shut. "Remember the comedy club you wanted to do your stand-up set in? The one that you said would 'launch your stand-up career' and 'make you famous'? Well, they called me to invite you, so I told them you would perform there tonight, a fantastic end to our fun-filled date! Which was why I wanted to see you in a stupid dress. A big beefy dude like you in a dress is funny! And it sets you apart! But since you chose to get naked... I guess the audience will also remember you if you walk up there with your cock out!"
His eyes widened as she went on. He has been waiting for this opportunity for forever, and now his girlfriend was about to make his dream into a living nightmare. He was nervous enough to get up on a stage that big just to crack some one-liners, but now he was going to do it completely naked! He was about to do stand-up with his cock already standing at full attention! But he knew he had no other choice, and he knew he was about to become famous for all the wrong reasons.
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