College Group Chat (10/5/2016, 10:00 A.M.)
Veena:Â YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO THE NUPTIALS BETWEEN VEENA VASU AND HER BELOVED FIANCĂ, ANIL SHARMA. PLEASE NOTE THE DETAILS OF THE WEDDING BELOW:
VENUE: SHAHI WEDDING HALL
GIFTS IN THE FORM OF BLESSINGS ONLY.
RSVP IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO BRING A PLUS ONE.
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE!
Chat With Varsha (10/5/2016, 10:01 A.M.)
Varsha: IKR! The first college wedding.
Trisha: Well, if I had had to guess, I would have guessed it would be Veena and Anil. Theyâve been together since the stoneage or smth.Â
Varsha: It is really sweet. They are kind of meant-for-each-other. Think of all the nice stories they will tell their children!
Trisha: Yeah, like when the lecturer caught them trying to get to second base. Sweet memories.Â
Varsha: You always have to be a cynic. I am still a believer.
Varsha: I can finally wear that peach lehenga that Iâve been saving for a special occasion. It is going to be great seeing the old gang again!
Varsha: Oh shit! Iâm so sorry Trish, I forgot! Gaurav is going to be there. This must be hard for you.
Trisha: What? Why would it be hard for me?
Varsha: Because you guys didnât end on good terms! Didnât he leave you for that Chemistry lab assistant?
Trisha: Rumoured to. I think he just left me for himself. Heâs too self involved to love anyone else. Anyway, it has been two years Varsha. This might be hard for you to believe, but I have moved on since then. Way on.
Varsha: Really? I didnât know you were dating again.
Trisha: Iâm not...... I donât need to date someone else to prove that Iâm over him!!
Varsha: If you say so. Iâm bringing Raj. Itâs been only four months but we have a connection. Plus he is very photogenic.
Trisha:Â Hey I gtg feed my cat.Â
Veena: Okay!Donât forget to RSVP with Veena! Bye!
 Chat With Veena (10/5/2016, 10:10 A.M.)
Trisha: Congrats Veena! Iâll most def see you at the wedding!
Veena: Thanks so much Trisha :) Youâre coming alone, right?
Trisha: Hey! Sorry got a bit busy with work. I will be bringing a date to your wedding. So yes, I require a plus one. Canât wait! See you there!
Chat With Varsha (10/5/2016, 10:12 A.M.)
Trisha: Sooooo...Veena thinks Iâm not capable enough of finding a man who loves me.
Varsha: What! She said that to you?!
Trisha: Well, not in so many words.
Varsha: I canât believe it! Iâm gonna take her down!
Trisha: Okay, not in any words. It was implied though!Â
Chat With Varsha (15/5/2016, 01:20 P.M.)
Varsha:Â Trishhhhh! Where are you? I donât want to go take a picture without you.
Trisha:Â Yeah, Iâm on my way.
Varsha:Â Come soon! Iâm standing next to Veenaâs mother. She wonât stop going on about the gold bracelet Anilâs family gifted her. Save me! Did you bring a date?
Trisha:Â Ummm...in a manner of speaking.
Varsha:Â Ali? That name sounds familiar, Have you mentioned him before? Is he the cute guy from your office?
Trisha:Â Umm, clearly you never listen to anything I say. I mention him all the time.
Varsha:Â What! How is that even possible! Okay, Iâm sorry that my memory can be fickle sometimes. Canât wait to meet him!
Trisha:Â Great! Iâm right outside the hall.
Varsha:Â I donât see you! Too many people at this wedding! Wave your hand.
Varsha: Oh! I see you! Iâm near the Badam Milk counter. But I donât see your date. What is that in your hand. OMG TRISHA DID YOU BRING YOUR CAT AS A DATE?!
Chat With Gaurav (15/5/2016, 01:30 P.M.)
Gaurav: Okay Trisha, if you had to prove a point, you have proven it.
Trisha: What are you talking about, Gaurav? Why are you even texting me? Just have fun catching up with your guy gang.
Gaurav: Oh, I was. Till you walked in with that cat. Seriously, Trisha. Who brings a cat as a wedding date?
Trisha: At least my cat wonât leave me for a lab assistant.
Trisha: Dude, what is your problem?
Gaurav: My problem is that you are embarrassing me!
Trisha: Are you sure it is me who is embarrassing you and not the ridiculous velvet suit you are wearing? Who do you think you are, Hugh Hefner?
Gaurav: You clearly brought this cat to garner sympathy,. Be the Cat Lady! And who gets blamed for turning you into a Cat Lady? Your ex, aka, ME. Iâm responsible for shattering your self esteem and clearly leading you to a point of mental breakdown. So thanks. Thanks for making me the villain of the party.
Chat With Varsha (15/5/2016, 01:35 P.M.)
Trisha: So Gaurav is still a pretentious prick. Check the screenshot.
Varsha: Whoa! He seems really mad. But he is right, who brings a cat to a wedding? Are you making some kind of statement? Is this about feminism?
Trisha: What? No! Iâm starting to think you donât know what feminism is. I forgot to ask someone out as a date to this stupid thing. And I couldnât find a sitter for Ali. So I thought, might as well bring him along. I thought people would love this cute furball!
Varsha: Well, Veena has been giving threatening looks to your cute furball. Ali jumping on the fish frys at the buffet table isnât helping your case.
Trisha: Yeah, But the kids love him. They are playing with him now, I think she is Veenaâs sister. I can finally get some food. You want to go to the womenâs restroom and freshen up?
Varsha: Oh you donât want to go there. Anilâs mother is there. She lost her bracelet. She has been interrogating the wedding guests and checking their bags for the past half an hour.
Chat With Varsha (15/5/2016, 01:50 P.M.)
Trisha: Finally got some food for my self. The fat waiter manning the chicken kebabs is so stingy. He refused to give me more than one. Like literally I asked can I get one more and he said âNo.â Who does that!
Varsha:Â The same thing happened to me. That kebab waiter acts as if he is guarding the Mona Lisa or smth.
Trisha: Thereâs probably a dearth of kebabs because he ate all of them. Stupid fatso.
Chat With Varsha (15/5/2016, 02:00 P.M.)
Varsha:Â Youâre so screwed. Lol. Veena is going to have your head on a stake.
Trisha: That poor sister of hers. How was I to know she is allergic to cats!
Chat With Veena (15/5/2016, 02:00 P.M.)
Veena: Trisha. Why are you out to ruin my wedding? How could you give that animal to my sister! She is allergic to cats! Look at her face now. Itâs as red as a tomato. It is going to ruin all the pictures.
Trisha: Veena, I am really sorry! I didnât know she was allergic or I wouldnât let her take Ali! She didnât tell me!
Veena: What were you thinking getting that cat.
Veena: Did you want to steal my spotlight? Get more FB likes on MY WEDDING DAY than I would?
Trisha: No! You can keep the likes!
Veena: Iâm sorry, but Iâm going to ask you to leave. And take that animal with you.Â
Trisha: His name is Ali. And he wonât cause any more trouble.Â
Veena: If you donât leave now, I WILL have security come and escort you out.
Trisha: Geez. Bridezilla much? Fine I will get out of your way. I will leave.
Trisha: As soon as I find Ali.
Veena: Tell me youâre joking!
Trisha: I just put him down to text you. He must be here somewhere.
Trisha: I just heard someone screaming at the buffet table. He must be there.
Trisha: Okay he is scratching the kebab waiter. He probably refused to give Ali some kebab.Â
Trisha: Veena...Ali has something in his teeth..You have to see this.
Trisha: It is your mumâs gold bracelet!!
Chat With Varsha (15/5/2016, 02:15 P.M.)
Varsha: Looks like you and Ali are heroes! He nabbed the thief single-handedly! Or is it single-pawâedly?
Trisha: Yeah! That stupid kebab waiter totally fits the bill of someone who would try to steal a bracelet at a wedding.Â
Varsha: Yeah! Too bad Veena still kicked you out.
Trisha: I donât think she was keen on sharing the attention. Itâs fine.Â
Varsha: Yeah, but her mother was sad to see Ali go. Anyway, Iâll text you the pictures later. Bye!