Macroplastic Mayor

Sam, he/they, 27, Plastics Researcher, Bluesky, Insta Wishlist

[polyolefinprince]

Life updates

[polyolefinprince]

Damn it took them less than 15 minutes to flag me

[polyolefinprince]

How does Tumblr feel about butts

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[notasapleasure]

this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.

[gazehaven]

[vegetaizm]

Another shirtless selfie

[dolerme]

photo by emil dietrich for andron journal

[iangage]

[onceugoblack]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

[the-real-seebs]

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

[boomcomplains]

Okay, but don't leave this in the tags, man.

[polyolefinprince]

Charst update

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[feldfrog]

I went on a date recently and she was like, “Did you know that Emily Dickinson only became famous after she died?” And I was like, “Oh word? That's the same for dinosaurs”

[homossantissimooo-deactivated20]

By sachatttte

[doubleca5t]

You know what, fuck you *banishes you to the late 90s music video dimension*

[ihearttoys]

I thought they were in the lower levels of the X-Mansion

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[king-carnivore]

what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

[king-carnivore]

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right