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@samikitsune
Jasper and Alice were always my favorite when Twilight was at it's height. And on further rewatch, it's because Alice is the one who talks too much, loves too hard and can be *a lot*. But Jasper just stands by her side and supports her. Never makes her feel bad for being herself.
Dracula au where Quincey Morris doesn’t die and instead moves in with the Harkers and Jonathan+Mina get to fuck a cowboy
My personal headcanon is that Quincy had to be on the run from something to get so far from home to begin with, and he asked Jonathan and Mina (really, realistically, he asked Mina) to help him fake his death to get away from it permanently.
(And now Jonathan and Mina get to fuck a cowboy, yes.)
you GET it
the whole of the novel dracula is just forged documents to throw quincey’s creditors off the trail
Mina suggests “Well, what if you were murdered by brigands while traveling in Europe?” and while Quincy is considering this Jonathan adds “And they’re controlled by a diabolical supernatural force that eats people!”
There’s a long moment where they both squint at him, awkwardly, and then they yell “YES!” in unison.
Q: “But why would you know I was killed? Were you with me?”
M: “yes, of course. We were traveling together. Hmm but there’s no proof. We were there… Secretly?”
J: “it was a secret because we were trying to track down Count Dracula” (Jonathan’s shitty first client who has become an inside joke)
M: “omg yes! I even have your train tickets from your trip out to see him. This will be great”
Q: “what if someone tries to talk to the real Count?”
J: “that would require he be contactable outside of a *THREE WEEK JOURNEY*-”
M: “yes dear”
J: “FOUR broken down carriages I swear that road is cursed-”
Q: “here we go again”
J: “and then he didn’t even BUY THE HOUSE”
What is the key to enjoying life? (x)
My boys. Er. Two grown men not my boys at all.
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Full moon this, silver bullets that. When was anyone going to tell me about this piece of ancient werewolf lore???
man do u ever see a cat vibing in some ancient greek ruins and soaking up the sun and ur just like. yeah thats exactly where u belong
all these stories about how the modern day dionysian ritual is going out and murdering someone in the woods…the true modern day dionysian ritual is drunkenly going to taco bell at 3 am and i dare anyone to tell me otherwise
Patroclus in modern media: uwu sweet baby gay; he’s so nice and would never hurt anyone🥰 he’s just Achilles’ housewife
Patroclus in the Iliad: makes it all the way across the battlefield from the camp to the walls of Troy; throws a stone and hits the charioteer of Hector so hard that HIS EYEBALLS FALL OUT OF HIS HEAD ONTO THE GROUND IN FRONT OF HIM; proceeds to laugh and take the piss out of him; charges at Hector ‘with all the force of the war god’; literally described as having ‘evil intentions’. Can, would and will enjoy killing a bitch with no remorse.
Overheard at Aulis
Agamemnon: LOOK, IF WE DON’T APPEASE ARTEMIS, AN ANGRY MOB WILL KILL US ALL ANYWAY.
Clytemnestra: A LACK OF PIETY ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN EMERGENCY ON MINE.
whatever *curses your penis*
Concept: The next Iliad adaptation should be a Muppet Movie
