Q: “But why would you know I was killed? Were you with me?”
M: “yes, of course. We were traveling together. Hmm but there’s no proof. We were there… Secretly?”
J: “it was a secret because we were trying to track down Count Dracula” (Jonathan’s shitty first client who has become an inside joke)
M: “omg yes! I even have your train tickets from your trip out to see him. This will be great”
Q: “what if someone tries to talk to the real Count?”
J: “that would require he be contactable outside of a *THREE WEEK JOURNEY*-”
J: “FOUR broken down carriages I swear that road is cursed-”
J: “and then he didn’t even BUY THE HOUSE”