im literally Sam lmao

✨

[samissosexyyy]

guys it's okay

me and my lovers drink out of the sewers once a year to make sure the rat king is dead. You're safe.

For now.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[cocosstories]

Please, I need this so bad

[wandaromanova]

bagel gods, bring me some amazing news please <3

[adhd-chaos-queen]

I don’t believe in this kinda stuff, but i really hope to get some news about my fav show getting saved after it got cancelled, so i’m not taking any chances

[sips-tea-cutely]

bagel bagel

[chaeey-deactivated20231103]

Bagel

[sm64mario]

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

[sm64mario]

First’a night on the job, everyone!

[sm64mario]

Why are they moving.

[samissosexyyy]

Be a shame if i facerevealed on the wrong fucking account and had to delete ir quickly

[samissosexyyy]

Imagine simping for almond cookie omg...

[samissosexyyy]

Where's my local milfs and dilfs and gender neutral words for hot gender/not gender?????? Unfair.

[yanderefantasies]

Me seein you fuckers thirst for my mom:

[samissosexyyy]

Is she single

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[she-eats-gods]

Me too

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[she-eats-gods]

Are we summoning a demon

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[samissosexyyy]

i

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

[samissosexyyy]

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

[samissosexyyy]

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

[samissosexyyy]

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[she-eats-gods]

Me too

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[she-eats-gods]

Are we summoning a demon

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[samissosexyyy]

i

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

[samissosexyyy]

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

[samissosexyyy]

[samissosexyyy]

man do i love bubble gum 😊👉👈

Be a shame if I took a bite out of it.

[samissosexyyy]

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[she-eats-gods]

Me too

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[she-eats-gods]

Are we summoning a demon

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[samissosexyyy]

i

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

[samissosexyyy]

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[she-eats-gods]

Me too

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[she-eats-gods]

Are we summoning a demon

[darling-valentines-deactivated2]

h

[samissosexyyy]

i

[samissosexyyy]

man do i love bubble gum 😊👉👈

Be a shame if I took a bite out of it.

[samissosexyyy]

I died for a bit so

Have a random doodle of something before I attempt to go through tumblr dms lmao

[samissosexyyy]

*dies cutely*

[g0reoz-archive]

MY DAD IS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH

LIKE TO SLAP HIS BALDING HEAD

REBLOG TO SLAP HIS BALDING HEAD

[samissosexyyy]

really feeling like posting my deltarune oc but like

I died for months 💀