SamIsUncreative

This blog is a mess. Avert your eyes.

[thatsthat24]

I’d rather skip that step 💬

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening on twitter? 😆

[debelice]

Strong Winds Causing This Waterfall To

Spray Upwards ..

[chirasul]

you know what fuck you *unfalls your water*

[memeuplift]

[ruinedchildhood]

[owlet]

every day i look at the sink and i’m like seriously? honest to god i have used dishes once again?

[owlet]

this post is not for people frustrated by ppl putting dishes in their communal sink bc “oh i would NEVER leave a dish in the sink.” fuck off you already have your life together you don’t need this post. this is for the slimes and losers whose sinks are filled with the dishes of their own creation. this is for the lazy women, the useless men, the pathetic enbies. get out of here you sparkling clean dished heathens

[cryoverkiltmilk]

These other assholes: Oh I hate leaving a mess. Cleaning up actually helps me unwind!

My ADHD executive-dysfunctional fuckin goblin self: I have to perform a TASK? But I just performed a task YESTERDAY!

[samisuncreative]

Someone at work who's probably about 20 years old asked me how old I am. I have never felt more old than when he thought that I said 21 and I had to tell him that he was off by a whole fucking decade.

[torterragarden]

Remember when Gollum told Sam to give it to him raw

[mariaalenkoshepard]

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-

[samisuncreative]

🍂💀🎃 Blessed Samhain 🎃💀🍂

[taee]

jin’s definition of resting

[thecollectibles]

Art by Simone Ferriero

[samisuncreative]

I love when I'm listening to music and the songs end up responding to each other.

Yungblud: I'm just a fleabag. Nobody loves me at all...

TXT: I KNOW I LOVE YOU!

[salytierra]

Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.

[azulapropaganda]

While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

[timeofdeathnote]

it’s what he deserves

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

#CabbageManForLiveCabbageMan

[samisuncreative]

PSA since people seemed to get confused:

When I say "yeah, no" as a response to a yes or no question, I mean "Yes I hear and understand you. The answer to your question is no."

[everythingfox]

Cow enjoying the beach

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[samisuncreative]

142 IQ and still stupid enough to actually believe people when they tell me I'm beautiful and intelligent and unique and they love me.