God rest my soul, I miss who I used to be

Ria. She/fae. Queer, autistic, asexual, feminist, bitch. Blog like brain: messy clusterfuck ¯\_( ᐛ )_/¯ header image by everyone's favourite a-spectacular-pigeon

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[pangur-and-grim]

no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books

[teaboot]

YOU

[mariaalenkoshepard]

It normally takes my hair 2-3 hours to fully air dry

It has dried in 20 minutes

[worst-roommates-ever]

[mariaalenkoshepard]

It normally takes my hair 2-3 hours to fully air dry

It has dried in 20 minutes

[midnightglances]

do not underestimate my ability to burn it all to the fucking ground

[remuscariad]

Merlin every time someone tried to kill Arthur

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[dogpuppy]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[baxs-tblr]

Being a fan of a morally grey character is frustrating because people will try to reduce them to either being an innocent little angel or a completely heartless monster and both of these interpretations just take away what makes the character interesting

[c3rvida3]

True Statement: "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Truer Statement: "When you mixed too much two-part epoxy that's rapidly setting and you have 300 blank pin backs burning a hole in your craft drawer, everything in your house looks like it might make a cool pin."

[c3rvida3]

What I Set Out to Make:

What I Made Once I Had Elected Myself Mayor of Glue York City:

[wizzard890]

[lelianasbong]

people will really go "i've barely spoken to this character or interacted with them, i've never taken them in my party or done their personal quests... wHY are they so boring :(((( why can't they be INTERESTING like Character Whose Dialogue & Backstory I've Bothered to Fully Explore"

[hypermoyashi]

For Ace(spec)s, are you...

Sex-Favorable

Sex-Indifferent

Sex-Averse

Sex-Repulsed

Sex-Ambivalent

Not Sure/Don't Know/Questioning

Not Ace(spec)/See Results

Remaining time: 2 hours 16 minutes

This is asked purely out of curiosity; no matter where you fall, you are valid as an ace(spec) and awesome! (Aro poll here; aroace(spec) folks, feel free to answer both.)

[maryfitzroy]

Have you seen Gracie? Officials in Texas search for missing giraffe

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

[asexual-thot]

[gaslit-dipshits]

Data centers provide zero jobs, are designed to take away jobs, destroy land, air, and water, drive up energy costs, and have been given trillions of dollars in tax breaks.

And the cultists continue to thank the billionaires who are fucking them without lube.