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Indie Avvar-OCs || multi-ship || multi-verse (Dragon Age verses only) || OC- and Canon-friendly| | read Rules and About before interacting || written by Kai-mun

[sammoedr]

Every now and then I remember that Sigrid is just out there, ready to kiss every woman, because they are just all too beautiful to remain unkissed and I love that for her (✿◡‿◡)

[a-sanguine]

POV: You got caught badmouthing Vali at a party

One day, I might give this sketch some clean linearts and a proper coloring. Today's not the day tho. This was just a doodle of a scene, that wouldn't leave my head unless I sketch it. XD

Fun fact: I had to change the canvas size 2 times, because Asmund was just too damn tall for the standard size. 🤣

From back to front: Asmund (mine @sammoedr ) Valeriu (@magioffire And Shien

[sammoedr]

Question for Sigrid: "What is a masculine thing you do?"

Sigrid: "Well, y'know. I was gonna say 'pleasing women'. But I'm actually good at that. So, I guess that makes it a feminine trait."

[sammoedr]

I just thought of Sigrid's backstory and I feel this song fits it very well

[sammoedr]

@magioffire

I just remembered that Vali's and Sigrid's first meeting was just her literally lifting Vali by the scruff of his neck, so they could be on eyelevel, only to then tell him: "My little brother really took a shine to you. So he's your problem now." 🤣

[meiilansnotebook]

"Tol Bear and Smol Bear"

I was in the mood for OCs. So I drew my OC Asmund (right @sammoedr) and my boyfriend's OC Valeriu ( @magioffire) enjoying some quiet reading time together. Also a convenient excuse to paly around with patterns. XD

Don’t like, don’t interact. (°u°)b // Please don’t steal and/or repost.

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[sammoedr]

Asmund got a little redesign. He's got a little more hair now. 8D

[sammoedr]

"I always thought it would be... bigger."

[innuendo starters] accepting

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Sigrid looked from the tiny elf to the fox skull she had tried to show off to Darcia and scratched her head, momentarily at a loss for words.

"Yanno", she said, maybe just a little offended that her cool hunting trophy didn't reap the praise, she expected, "they tend to look bigger, 'cause of all th' fur."

[damnshems]

Darcia stared blankly at the animal skull, that Sigrid has so strongly insisted on showing her. In Sigrid's hands, the fox skull's size did look slightly... insignificant.

But Sigrid's explanation pulled an enlightened hum from the elf, her head bobbing along in a sage nod to show, that she was beginning to understand. "I see! Many also mistake me for being bigger than I am, because of my hair."

Darcia's eyes trailed from the skull to Sigrid's face, back up to her eyes. "Do you have more head?"

[sammoedr]

Sigrid's face did a funny thing at Darcia's question, but then she laughed loud and heartily.

"Oh do I ever, doe!", she exclaimed with a mischievous expression.

"Why", she added, her tone a conspiratorial whisper, "I even have a whole boar's head in me tent! Hangs right above the fireplace t' scare away evil ghosts. I can show ya, if yer wanna!"

Was this yet another attempt to lure Darcia into her tent for a little rump among the furs? Probably. But at least she's not lying about the boar head.

[mcnostril]

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

[bassettmemes]

THERE’S ONLY ONE BED! your muses find themselves in a situation where there’s only one bed and the following may occur:

❝ scoot over! it’s only a full bed. ❞

❝ your feet are so cold! ❞

❝ did you just try to cuddle me? ❞

❝ do you… wanna cuddle, though? because i’d be game. ❞

❝ you don’t need all four pillows! give me my two. ❞

❝ you can’t sleep without a white noise app? that’s gonna get annoying.❞

❝ please tell me you don’t snore. i didn’t bring earplugs with me… ❞

❝ stop hogging all the covers! i’m cold, too. ❞

❝ the tv isn’t staying on all night, is it? ❞

❝ you can’t sleep without the tv on? i can’t sleep with it on! ❞

❝ i’m putting this pillow between us. do not cross it. this is my side. ❞

❝ i woke up and your arm was around me… ❞

❝ guess i cuddle in my sleep. sorry? ❞

❝ i kinda liked waking up next to you. ❞

❝ i kinda liked waking up with your arms wrapped around me. ❞

❝ we should get up, but i don’t wanna move. ❞

❝ you’re a nicer pillow than the ones the hotel provides. ❞

❝ so… this was nice. ❞

❝ you definitely crossed over to my side of the bed in your sleep. ❞

❝ next time, i’m bringing my own blanket. i woke up and you were curled up like a burrito over there. ❞

[sammoedr]

headcanon - difference in speech:

Sigrid and Asmund talk very differently and not in they way people would expect. Sigrid is loud, her words slurred and crude, whereas her little brother speaks slowly, each word carefully selected and pronounced. But when among their peers, they speak in the tongue of the tribes people/Avvar. In such, one wouldn't find any difference at all between their way of speaking, save maybe for Sigrid's more confident speech patterns and Asmund's tendency to mumble, when he feels uncertain.

The reason for this, lies within the ways they learned the common tongue.

Sigrid learned the common tongue, more or less on-the-go. After she got separated from her Hold, she traveled the Lowlands and learned the manner of speech there from the people she met on her travels: peasants, common folk, vagabonds and mercenaries. None of which are particularly prone to refined manners of speech.

Asmund on the other hand put great effort into learning the tongues of the Lowlands, before leaving his Hold to search for his sister. He learned the common tongue from books he bought from merchants and carefully practiced every new word he learned.

Sigrid speaks in the tongue of the simple people, the voices on the streets. Asmund speaks in the tongue of scholars, the voices inked into books.

[sammoedr]

(❤´艸｀❤)

Also, just for reference: Both siblings are unfairly big! Sigrid is 6 feet (180cm) and built, she's very muscular with a pear-shaped torso. She's a fighter, built for strength and agility and it shows. Asmund is 6'2" (190cm) and built like a shit brick house. He's got the body type of a strongman: burly, thick - a sheer mountain of a man.

[sammoedr]

☹ This one sounds super funny! xD With whoever you'd like to interact with.

[accidents starters] accepting

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Sigrid enthusiastically swung the door open, already thinking of the nice chilled mug of ale, she was going to consume in this inn. The door opened with a thud and an ow and-..... wait. 'Ow'?

Looking around the wooden obstacle, Sigrid blinked owlishly at the person she had just nearly bounced across the room via door-impact.

"Whatcha doin' standin' 'round behind the door, like that?", she asked a little baffled, "Didja not know, that it opens inwards?"

[sammoedr]

"I always thought it would be... bigger."

[innuendo starters] accepting

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Sigrid looked from the tiny elf to the fox skull she had tried to show off to Darcia and scratched her head, momentarily at a loss for words.

"Yanno", she said, maybe just a little offended that her cool hunting trophy didn't reap the praise, she expected, "they tend to look bigger, 'cause of all th' fur."

[rpmememaker]

Sentence Meme [ smut & innuendo version ]

•  "You look good enough to eat.“ •  "Come here.” •  "Is this okay?“ •  "This is going differently than I imagined.” •  "Tell me.“ •  "I’m not expecting anything. I just want to…” •  “Are you familiar with the color system?” •  "That is the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard.“ •  "Just let me take care of you.” •  "You look incredible like that.“ •  "Are you sure this is okay?” •  "Well, I mean, I’m not going to stop you if that’s what you want to do.“ •  "I just want to watch you.” •  "Oh really?“ •  "Say it again.” •  "What do you want me to say to that?“ •  "That was hotter than it had any right to be.” •  “Green means all good. Yellow is you want me to slow down or stop. Red means everything stops. Understand?” •  "I can’t take my eyes off of you.“ •  "Lights on or lights off? •  "Do we need a safeword?” •  "How do you want me?“ •  "Is it just how you pictured it?” •  "Wait! Just… wait.“ •  "Is that too kinky?” •  "I had no idea you had such good ideas.“ •  "Do you want me to stop?” •  "Should I keep going?“ •  "Tell me when you’ve had enough.” •  "Don’t you dare stop.“ •  "You’re killing me here, you know that right?” •  "Just watch me.“ •  "Should we use rope or handcuffs?” •  “I need a color right now.” •  "Don’t move.“ •  "You are such a tease.” •  "I like making you wait.“ •  "It’s bigger than I imagined.” •  "Should we try it or not?“ 

[inboxideas]

Send my character an expression and they'll take it literally. See how they react!

ex.) “Let’s kill two birds with one stone!”

[senthereforareason]

Accidents happen all the time.

Send one of the following for my muse’s response.

☹ For yours to accidentally hit mine in the face with the door. ↘ For yours to accidentally make mine trip on the stairs. ♨ For mine to accidentally burn yours with coffee.  ✄ For mine to accidentally break a glass and get yours cut.  ♥ For mine to accidentally bite yours too hard while kissing. ♕ For yours to accidentally hit their head with mine’s head. ❊  both of them to accidentally fall right into a thorn bush. ☄ For both of them to accidentally get bitten by a furious dog. ✚ For both of them to accidentally get food poisoned. ⊙⊙ For yours to accidentally get soap in mine’s eyes.  ✗ For mine to accidentally cause an allergic reaction to yours.

[talktoten-a-deactivated20240813]

PLOT STARTERS

[sammoedr]

"Nobody goes there anymore. They say it's haunted or something."

"Tell me you see that as well."

"Don't breathe it in!"

"I like you. You're not running after me with a knife. It's a rare trait to be had, these days."

"There it is again! That symbol! I've been seeing it everywhere."

"If you can't get us out of here, I don't want to hear it."

"So, what're you in for?"

"GET DOWN FROM THERE, YOU'RE GOING TO FALL!"

"What are they doing? Why are they all doing that?"

"Can you hear me? Listen, you need to stop this!"

"Fight it!"

"I know you're in there. Please."

"Incidentally, run for your life."

"It could have something to do with the garbage chute."

"Somebody just left it on the doorstep. I don't know what it is."

"Oh my god, what happened to you? Get inside!"

"Why are you bleeding?!"

"Oh, shall we do something that makes sense? Shall we, say, NOT actively try to get ourselves killed? NAH, you think, let's have some FUN."

"Help me."

"I'm... bleeding. If you had some way to fix that...?"

"Can you stop running AWAY from EVERYTHING?!"

"You're always talking but you never SAY anything."

"We're going to win."

"I always thought it would be... bigger."

"I always thought it would be... better."

"You have NO IDEA what it's like."