SammySimplicity Cosplay

A blog about the adventures of a cosplay nerd.

[gemkimart]

commission for @ sammysimplicity (twitter)

[teentitansbrokenyouth]

Raven trains with the Justice League in our newest mini chapter! 

READ our Teen Titans: Broken Youth comic from the beginning HERE! 

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Written by Jess Dotson, art by @rainabic !

[junkmixart]

When there’s candy, there’s a way. 

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[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[1oldbear]

Relentless!

[tigerheartstales]

Whenever this appears on my feed, it has to be reblogged. This is the law.

[eggsaladstain]

same energy

(Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, October 10, 2021)

[sammysimplicitycosplay]

You'll never convince me the MCU is good. Entertaining? Eh, I guess at times. But good? Absolutely not.

[curioscurio]

My Foretold Mario movie predictions:

"haha we know we're in a video game a la Wreck-it-Ralph"

Luigi does a Fortnite dance

some multiple universe gimmick

toad falls into the "cute adorable little guy with deep voice and is actually kind of violent" animated trope

Peach girlboss moment where she rescues herself from Bowser and someone has to make a comment about it so they can say something like "just because im a girl doesn't mean I can't fight! also sexism is BAD!"

waluigi is not in the film

Jack Black absolutely kills it as Bowser

Chris Pratt actually does a decent Italian accent but still doesn't sound like Mario

Charles Martinet has a Stan Lee esque cameo and one line

The plot introduces a villain that all the characters have to team up against to defeat including Bowser, and the villain somehow doesn't even feel like a Mario character

Toad almost says a swearword or the swear word gets replaced with a child appropriate but still recognizable substitute ( "What the Fire Flower!?!?" "You son of a BULLET")

Seth Rogan does not change his voice in any way for Donkey Kong

innuendo line referencing magic mushrooms "for the adults"

mario is mean to luigi

pop song sung by celebrity that doesn't fit in with the rest of the soundtrack

toby fox is revealed to have composed an absolute banger final boss battle song

[curioscurio]

I'm just so absolutely sure about Peach Girlboss Moment that she gets 4 spaces

[homoluigi]

Dear product designers:

Nothing needs an LED to tell me "I'm plugged in but off". Let my room be dark at night please.

[sammysimplicitycosplay]

OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY. And they're SO bright. I put two or three layers of duct tape over then and they STILL shine through!! I'm seriously considering using black paint and painting every single LED indicator light in my room.

[sammysimplicitycosplay]

👀👀👀

🤔🤔🤔

[dynatoxinc]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

[tielesiti-eftu]

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

[blingblingboy-kinnie]

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

[clowniconography]

the character designs from this kitty litter commercial are oodling my fucking noodles

look at them. amazing

[set-underwear-to-no]

This is what Cats 2019 could have been

[sammysimplicitycosplay]

This is what Cats 2019 SHOULD have been.

[otogariado]

this is the best visual gag i've ever seen

[swingsetindecember]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

[sammysimplicitycosplay]

It's back! This is one of my favourite posts of all time.

[anxietyproblem]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

[pakabear]

there’s no way that’s real

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

@pakabear bro i can assure you absolutely every line in this compilation is fucking real and aired on a children’s television show

[sunblinks-deactivated20190523]

[raisel-the-riveter]

I almost didn’t click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like

BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good

[lightningmckillme]

fuck im crying????

[sammysimplicitycosplay]

This gave me midnight serotonin and now I can sleep happily.

[ms-andry]

Happy Spoopy Season!

[glossylalia]