the endless transgressions of samuel winchester

main blog is mishasboobs did not think i would need to say this but this blog is satirical

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thank you to jess, my best friend in the whole world jess, for the idea to start this blog

jess isn’t a huge fan of tumblr these days so i took the liberty of creating this blog and running it in her honor. this was her idea, her doing entirely, and i wanted to give her proper credit since some people want to try and take credit for the creation of this blog, it seems!

jess i owe you everything. the success of this blog is marginal and you’re my bestest best friend in the whole widestest world

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sam transgression #12

misleading cas about there being a guinea pig. that was so fucking rude sam

[godstiel]

well maybe if sams dying wish hadnt been for dean to try being heterosexual cas wouldnt have felt the need to ghost him for a year. maybe he would have remembered his soul, even. thats on you

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sam transgression #11

got jealous the play in 10x05 fan fiction wasn’t about samstiel :/ girl get a life

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sam transgression #10

heyyyy anybody remember that time he killed dean’s daughter? are we all just going to forget about that?

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sam transgression #9

didnt wear purple dog shirt enough times. the one good thing about you, sam, and you only utilized it once

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sam transgression #8

supergluing dean’s hand to a bottle. that’s fucking mean sam

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sam transgression #7

dragging dean to the farmers market. jesus christ sam why don’t you understand it’s GAY for him to go to the farmers market

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sam transgression #6

takes screen time away from cas >:( fucking unforgivable

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sam transgression #5

his dumb fucking shirt from 4x01

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sam transgression #4

party city wig

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sam transgression #3

is played by jared padalecki, who is ugly and i hate

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sam transgression #2

has the audacity to have that ugly ass haircut

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sam transgression #1

is heterosexual :/