also none them would ever know what these terms are (except maybe sam, but even then she'd be reluctant to apply them to herself. thinks shes just messed up and made wrong)
I will go more in depth to my 'weirdcestiel' ship (i have a lot to say) but basically:
Sam + Cas: Queerplatonic, started as sam somewhat worshipping cas before cas started to care for sam as well
Dean + Sam: Codependant traumabonded soulmates. not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing. They wouldn't have sex with eachother but they also have no boundaries reguarding masturbation etc from decades of constant close proximity.
Dean + Cas: Queerplatonic but weirder, more similar to a traditional couple but with the added bonus of cas not getting human relationships + dean being more than a bit traumatised
Dean made homophobic comments his whole life until Sam came out as a trans woman and started insisting on how they should buy dresses and makeup while raising money for the sex change operation
am i the only one who cant see dean in any romantic relationships?? like sure, he was in a couple in the show, but they never lasted very long, nor did he seem too broken up about them ending. the most i think he cared about someone other than sam was castiel, and IN MY OPINION a lot of the time it was either a) transactional, or b) more platonic than anything.
anyway this is a longwinded way of saying i think dean is aroallo bisexual. i cannot see dean being happy in any sort of long-term relationship, nor can i see him prioritising anyone over his baby (both sam and the impala)
mhm prey animal bunny sam and floppy ears and huge eyes and timid and hides but will bite if threatened. Predator animal dog Dean and waggling tail and perked ears and panting and growling but would whine pathetically if bunny sam doesn't let him nuzzling into him.
dean offscreen was calling sam a f*ggot, smoking a pack a day, and hooking up with high schoolers. sam offscreen was committing suicide in various ways only for lucifer to bring him back each time
People don’t realise that we don’t ship Wincest because we find them hot together. It’s because of the emotional attachment they have with each other. At this point, even the gen viewers can’t say with the straight face that SamnDean are like normal siblings.
It’s them putting each other above everyone else, whether it’s a family member, a romantic partner or any other person literally. Them choosing each other over saving the world. Them looking good together it’s just a cherry on top.
I don’t think any Wincest shipper actually even thought about the romantic aspect of it in the show itself. Because we already had everything and more in the show itself.
Sam is online, looking for cases when he stumbles across a big conspiracy about the men in black. That they’re real and people have talked/interacted with them before. They come poking around asking if they’ve ‘seen anything weird’ or ‘strange’ especially after murders. Then they just up and disappear, taking whatever creepy thing that was happing in their town with them. They’re used to be two, but nowadays people report one more! A creepy one. The other two where normal guys— big guys sure— but normal guys. The new one is.. weird. Otherworldly. Freaky!
Anyway it takes a few more google searches before Sam and Dean realize they are the men in black everybody’s talking about.