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Stranger Things
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin

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@samonmain
nopilled notcore ain'tmaxxing won'tcel
i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing
i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
Adam Sandler: So here's my pitch. There's this guy, average guy, kind of a loser, stays upbeat, his only real flaw is that he's a child at heart and doesn't hide it
Me: Ok Adam. This is fresh as fuck every time
Adam: And one day, he meets this beautiful blonde, and she doesn't really respect him. But he KNOWS there's a connection, and there must be something wrong that she doesn't see it
Me: Adam you're blowing my fucking mind this is untouched territory for you
Adam: So the guy crosses a few lines, yaknow? He steps over the line a little bit but it's for love, right? So it's cool. He solves the problem with social heroics, stays persistent and even though things get rough he wins her heart
Me: Yesssss this is literal gold Adam this is ingots
Adam: And I'm thinking, like, who we can get to play the guy?
Me: I think we both know just the guy
Adam: You don't think it's weird that the awkward everyman hero with a heart of gold is me again?
Me: Adam. Hand on heart bro. I couldn't care less
Adam: I'm so glad. You're my rock
Me: Can I borrow another $10,000
We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi
Citripio y Arturito
platforms punishing users (eg removing icons on Tumblr) for not safe for work content or hiding posts behind id or facial rec walls (bluesky and discord now ig) makes for an interesting incentive to just never tag or provide warnings on any media you post with adult themes
I should be smoking weed with sluts not whatever the fuck this is
all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso
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Happy Pride Month!
Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!
-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026
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*reluctant sigh*
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*rebogs*
distraptor velociraptor = ———————-
timeraptor
New type of guy just dropped.
Official Post of Massachusetts
Trying to communicate with friends when you don't have tiktok or spotify or netflix or snapchat