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@samphill-incorrects
Housekeeping rules
• I go by Luna or Sci, she/they
• Don't Like = SCROLL (Hate = Block)
• I don't know the quote's source (shrugs)
• I frankenstein and butchered the OG quotes
• OP's favorite is Sampo. I try my best to show equal love to both of them but I naturally will still gravitate towards Sampo XP
• I don't play HSR. Characters might be OOC due to headcanons
Overall, it's not that serious. Idk man let's get this show on the roadddd
Sampo, trying to flirt: Man, did you fall from heaven? Cuz you're still buzzing, you smell like rust, and the radiation levels are spiking
Sampo: You can't spell "Silly" without "ill", and baby? I'm diseased
Boothill: You can't pull the "I already died" card every time you get sick, Koski
Sampo: Can't wait to scam today, I'm literally shaking. That's called dedication
Boothill: That's called an addiction
Sampo: Buddy, I've been scamming everyday for +10 years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening
Sampo, sleepy: Hey? Unsleep me at 6
Boothill: What?
Sampo: Unsleep me when it's 6
Boothill: It's wake me up at 6, [forking] dumb[truck]
Sampo: Can I borrow some credits?
Boothill: By borrow, you mean eventually paying me back?
Sampo: Of course.
Sampo: Not directly, but with my love and affection.
Boothill: So that’s a no.
Cop: What are your names?
Sampo: Don't tell them, Boothill
Cop, writing:
Boothill: Are you serious?
Sampo: Crap
Boothill: Nice going, Koski.
Cop:
Boothill: ...so we're even
Sampo: Boothill! For Aha's sake, turn down that awful music. This hangover is going to kill me...
Boothill, blasting the Mii theme at full volume: That sounds like a you problem, not a Mii problem.
Sampo: So I started seeing someone
Natasha: As in dating or hallucinations?
Sampo: Zing! I Just Got You With Another One Of My Trademark 'Complete Lies'!
Boothill: Do not write that down as your vows
Sampo: Aw, but it's a Masked Fools' tradition :(
Boothill: No, make some fake lines before that, it'll be more convincing
Sampo: Do you have a cute gender neutral nicknames to call me, your dearest lover?
Boothill: Significant annoyance
Sampo: How to sound professional at work: Replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great"
Boothill: Got that covered. Next advice, [pretty] face
Boothill: Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you're making today
Sampo, chugging an entire pot of coffee: Ah, burns— Bold of you to assume current me isn't also hating myself for making the decisions that I am making.
Sampo: Do you wanna hear my two cents
Boothill: Do you even have any cents
Sampo: As in opinions.
Boothill: Sure, I love listening to you yapping
Boothill: Go yap king
Sampo: On second thoughts, maybe I should shut up more around you.. That was terrifying
Sampo, texting: Sorry man not interested
Boothill: Mate I didn't even tap you or talk to you
Sampo: Good because you aren't worth my time
Sampo, literally a minute ater: Hi
Sampo: Catch These Hands! With your hands. We're holding hands now. This is nice
Boothill: ????
Sampo: If a beautiful man disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles
Boothill: Maybe you should—
Sampo: You're right maybe I should