sam’s lost hoe

i can’t believe this name was open lmao the tag you you came for is "j2 astrology" 

[samslosthoe]

pisces ass man. i kinda wanna bring this blog alive again

[samslosthoe]

i really have to say that this fandom war is making me want to do misha’s chart. i think it will say a lot.

[samslosthoe]

so, pisces is loyal, but you’ve got pop astrology to thank for how broadly that is used. pisces is loyal by their own standards.and love? well that area is tricky. first of all, the only person allowed to fuck over a pisces is themselves, and they’ll do it gladly. they’ve got martyr complexes and romanticize suffering–basically, they’re dramatic as hell. but they’re also going to protect themselves from being vulnerable.

the weird, twisted truth is that a pisces is more likely to be loyal to a shitty relationship than a good one. at least, your un-evolved pisces will. a pisces that learned to love and respect themselves more than loving dramatic, passionate love, will look out for themselves. but pisces gets bored with easy love. so passion is important. 

if they can’t keep each other stimulated in some way, they’re gonna be bored. but pisces is also obsessed with doing the right thing so others don’t look down on them. i’d say a bored pisces with kids is more likely to stay out of a sense of duty and what’s “expected”, not loyalty.

i’ve seen pisces stay with someone who cheated on them but then go and cheat on the next person who was nothing but good for them. i’ve seen pisces stay single for five years while WAITING for someone else to be single just because they were obsessed with the idea of them, and then that was too boring when they finally got it. i’ve seen pisces be quick to drop you after one mistake, and i’ve seen pisces ignore the worst mistakes for 60+ years because they seemed like the perfect couple. 

but, look. i don’t know jensen or danneel. i know people LIKE them and i know what their signs are likely to do. but a few pieces of a puzzle doesn’t give you the whole picture. so i can’t say for sure what they’d do or why they’d do it.

like the ocean, the true depths of a pisces are only known to itself.    

[daydreamingintheimpalax]

I always find astrology fun to read. I’m an Aries and I’ve read my comparability with every sign and according to all of mine they always say I’m too dominant and fiery in bed lmfao so based off what I’ve read… Jensen couldn’t handle an Aries woman in bed 😂 unless he has a secret freak side his horoscope isn’t telling us lmfaoo

But according to what I’ve read, they like soft, sensitive and romantic in bed which to me comes off more boring. Lmfao so I guess he’s with the right woman 😂

[samslosthoe]

pisces can actually be pretty wild in bed 👀

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Jared's and Jensen's Ascendant Signs

Being a fan of Astrology, I’ve wanted to know Jared’s and Jensen’s time of birth for ages, in order to calculate their Rising/Ascendant Signs. 

I’m no expert, mind you, just curious about our boys’ personalities. Today was the day that my curiosity was finally satisfied. 

A dear friend of mine linked me to this post on Goss that not only revealed their birth times, but also did a brief (and spot on) analysis—see it for yourself (all words by the actual anon, some editing for clarity).

Jared

Date of birth: Jul 19 1982 Time of birth: 3:12 am Place of birth: San Antonio, TX Sign: Cancer Ascendant: Gemini

Neptune retrograde in the 7th house: Neptune is the planet of illusion. The 7th house is the house of marriage. And the fact that is retrograde makes illusions and lies even worst in this area. Then, the asteroid Juno (represents marriage), is also retrograde in the 7th. House of marriage and LEGAL CONTRACTS. Indicating that marriage could happen through a contract. 

Venus in the 1st house: if you look at his Mars (when looking at a gay men’s chart), it is situated in the 5th house. Indicating he would meet his partner in entertainment.

Saturn rules the 8th house, [the one] of secrets, and it sits in the 5th. Secrets regarding love affairs/romance. Pluto (secrets) also sits there. 

Mars/Uranus aspect: very common in a gay chart. 

7th house ruler sits in the 6th, indicates that he works on a daily basis with his spouse. His ruler is also aspecting Pluto, indicating secrets regarding the spouse.

11th house ruler has 3 aspects, indicating that his spouse might have three children. Same goes for him, his 5th ruler has 3 aspects, indicating three children of his own. Weirdly enough, it shows the spouse might have two girls and one boy. For him, it clearly shows two boys and one girl. 

Uranus Retrograde opposing the Ascendant, which could indicate issues regarding expressing a “different” part of himself. Uranus is the main planet people look for homosexuality. So it could mean that. His spouse’s profession indicates something prestigious, someone who “shines” in their career.

Jensen

Date of birth: Mar 1 1978 Time of birth: 4:18 am Place of birth: Dallas, TX Sign: Pisces Ascendant: Capricorn

7th house of marriage in Cancer.  The ruler in the 10th, could indicate his spouse is apart of his career. His Mars (gay partner) is in Cancer.

Saturn in the house of marriage, indicating difficulties in this area. Saturn is aspecting Neptune, indicating illusion. 

Mars/Uranus aspect: very common in a gay chart.

Spouse’s children house: two boys and one girl. His spouse’s profession could be in the artistic field.

Some other interesting facts

Capricorn Ascendant

“Probably why Jensen doesn’t show as much emotion as Jared does, or why he seems a little cold. Very hard working and ambitious. He has Mars in Cancer, so he's very sexual, and likes emotional connection, so… Likes mellow sex. Jared has Mars in Libra, meaning he’s very romantic sexually.”

Moon

“Jensen’s moon is in Scorpio, meaning he doesn’t open himself up to people very fast, it takes time for him to trust someone. Also means he has a lot of emotions but doesn’t show them. Jared has Moon in Cancer, so, very, very emotional, very caring. Kinda dramatic”

Venus

“Jensen’s Venus is in Pisces, so he loves deeply. Jared’s in Gemini, so he may have a more practical way of loving.” “Now, something really interesting is that there’s a technique in which you can see what was the symbolism present when two people met (spouses). You look at what sign the 7th ruler is sitting. In both their charts, 7th lord is sitting in Scorpio. So it indicates the same symbols (we will probably never know, since it’s literally what was around them when they met… Could be a picture of a scorpio, it could be anything). But it’s interesting that it shows the same sign.”

Here’s a bit more on Gemini Rising & Capricorn Rising.

Now… 

[samslosthoe]

IM SUPER EXCITED IF THE BIRTH TIMES ARE ACCURATE!!!

[socrpios]

earth sign voice: iM bEinG PraCticAL

[socrpios]

water sign voice: but tHat’s juSt hOw I FeEL

[socrpios]

fire sign voice: YOu CanT StOP ME

[socrpios]

air sign voice: *zoning out*

[samslosthoe]

readings for donations!

okay friends. instead of my misha reading i wanna do this: personal “big three” (sun, rising, moon) readings for you in exchange for donations to any Black Lives Matter related organization. this is inspired by my favorite fic writer @zmediaoutlet

here’s what you need to do:

1- go here and pick where you want to donate (or you can send it directly to me at ko-fi where i will donate promptly and show receipts)

2- donate $10 or more and take a screen shot

3- send me said screen shot for proof through instant message

4- tell me your birthdate, time, and place in an ask. if you don’t want that public, i will not post the ask but these are essential for a reading. if you don’t know your birth time i can only do your sun sign and moon accurately, so feel free to ask a question about your chart instead. if you ask anonymously, please send a matching symbol to your instant message so i can link the two.

4b- if you don’t want me to post it publicly, i’m happy to do a personal private reading through messages.

it may take me a little while (as i’m a full time caregiver) but i will have them done by late each night. if you send them after 12 am EST i will delegate it to the next day if i have too many.

anything i need to clarify will be added/edited in a reblog so keep your peepers peeped.

[samslosthoe]

you guys interested in a misha chart? not terribly in depth but a basic read? could be interesting and apparently there’s an actual birth time for him

[samslosthoe]

Your read on Danneel and Gen I think it pretty on point. I think they tried to be "BFFs" (when the Ackles first moved to Austin/2015ish) but it didn't last long so "polite acquaintance" sounds about right. Truth to be told, I sometimes doubt they are even that. I think there might have been some sort of falling out..& that makes me really sad for the J's because I truly think they loved the one, big Padackles family dynamic. Jensen, in particular, loved to say their wives & kids were BFFs too.

agreed completely. they want it for the brand but the reality is just a big no.

and my personal opinion is that gen feels the most left out.

[samslosthoe]

i’m telling you right now if this stream is not just handing their platform over to these activists i’m going to be mad.

who truly gives a fuck what white privileged actors have to say right now? if this is not just lifting up black voices and giving them their platform, i’m out.

[samslosthoe]

oh thank god. that’s what they said it was. good.

[samslosthoe]

ackles said literally nothing. as it should have been. misha said little, just facilitated. as it should have been. i’m so glad i didn’t have to get angry at this today.

[samslosthoe]

i’m telling you right now if this stream is not just handing their platform over to these activists i’m going to be mad.

who truly gives a fuck what white privileged actors have to say right now? if this is not just lifting up black voices and giving them their platform, i’m out.

[samslosthoe]

oh thank god. that’s what they said it was. good.

[samslosthoe]

i’m telling you right now if this stream is not just handing their platform over to these activists i’m going to be mad.

who truly gives a fuck what white privileged actors have to say right now? if this is not just lifting up black voices and giving them their platform, i’m out.

[samslosthoe]

no astrology tonight. i don’t have the mental or emotional energy. sorry pals. shit’s crazy. stay safe. donate. contribute. do better every day, not just with tragedy. if you get here when tragedy strikes, you’re already too late.

[samslosthoe]

So you've made friendships via this account you believe will continue beyond this all

i’m not really sure how to take this, but yes? lol

[samslosthoe]

Ruth and Rob comparison?

i’d be willing to do that if people are interested in it! 

[absynthe--minded]

Send me unpopular opinions?

I have to answer with

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

but also justify why I feel that way.

All the fandoms I blog about are accepted (actually, just about all fandoms are accepted).

[samslosthoe]

Winchester bros chart please.

i’m gonna tell you right now you’re not gonna like this one.

i have feelings about how the boys have been played in relationship to their sun signs over the years. i think kripke wrote them properly for their signs. i think jensen played a convincing aquarius in the early seasons. sam is written as a decent taurus but a lot of that cancer sweetness leaks into jared’s performance. he can’t help it. he shaped sam to be more likable, though.

...this i can talk about for hours. i’ll do it. not right now but i’m so gonna do this.

[samslosthoe]

Would you consider other celebrity comparisons? Jennifer Anniston vs Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie vs Brad Pitt, for example.

not really, not here. it’s an spn themed blog, probably a short-lived thing if i consider the tiny niche i made and how much i can do with it. 

i did this as a passion project, not for any kind of gain or anything. i’m just passionate about astrology and things that revolve around supernatural. maybe one day i’ll expand to another blog or something, but this was just a place where i could talk about those two things i’m really interested in combined where i wouldn’t annoy my real-life friends and maybe find some people who want to share that with me, plain and simple. 

it’s opened a door for me to pursue more astrology, but i’m not sure which direction to take that just yet. maybe i will expand to other celebrities, maybe i’ll do full charts for people for a tiny fee, or maybe i’ll just talk about astrology and how you can apply it to your life. i don’t know. right now i don’t have plans to, no. especially not if i’m not interested in the celebrities.