Samsquanch2355

18 male, love sports, video games and food.

[bajn]

how to get a gf:

step 1: take girl into ur room

step 2: show her ur HotWheels® themed pc gaming station

step 3: enjoy having a new gf

[chrises77o7]

What. Does this work?

[bajn]

yes

[fullpraxisnow]

Putting money into the language of time worked… Yes, the working class is long overdue for a raise.

[kyrianne]

Holy shit, I never thought about it like that but that’s MESSED UP. 

[zaxnoctemvitae]

Think of this every time I buy clothes or go out to dinner

[thepacificatlantic-deactivated2]

[theweedteacher]

William Nye The Science Fellow

[whitehufflepuff]

Seriously, is Michael Cera even real? 

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

no

[grevenz]

Imagine a standard history textbook having to explain who Seth Rogen and James Franco are

[pet-corner]

My online calculus student uploaded this instead of a solution to a question on the final exam

[geeksofdoom]

A+

[liftedandgiftedd]

my “won’t speak until i’m spoken to” game is strong af

[sirensonthewater]

[venomturtle]

this is the best thing in the entire world

[droiids]

i’m actually crying

[avatarrrkorra]

fucking turtles, man

[vaginal-erection]

it;s like, they know

[broughttoyoubytheletterq-blog-d]

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

[theleeryone]

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

[broughttoyoubytheletterq-blog-d]

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

[daddyluvzyou3]

[n0b0dy-special]

[mega-man-x]

Spongebob Curbs the Competition!

[official-sciencesideoftumbler]

Me after taking my finals

[qrispykreme]

[mischievous-puck]

Yes. 

[ludaprilgate]

[theinashow]

Franku Sensei dropping some serious truth bombs