Cinder

~ She/They ~ Pan~ It’s been years on this hell site and I still don’t know wtf I’m doing.

[cahootings]

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

[cahootings]

a really good point but considering any stabbing is a thinly veiled penetration metaphor dick in hole prevails

[cahootings]

this post was a joke but I love the direction we’re going

[daily-spooky]

[vampcraft-deactivated20231205]

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

[neuer-fruehling]

[joshpeck]

sick of living in a society that caters to and coddles morning people. if you're a morning person keep that to yourself, pervert

[pupawa]

Studies in heavypaint

[simplepotatofarmer]

crowfather time!

[elvensaber]

Sometimes corporate speak is good.  For example, Space X calling their rocket explosion a “rapid unscheduled disassembly” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week

[animentality]

[jellyfishmakeoutparty]

I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s

a) a baybey!

b) I know what you are.

[fullfrontalfish]

Fuckin FLAT.

[withywindle-valley]

Happy flat fuck Friday to all who observe

[flareonfloof]

reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023

[a-tian]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

[bread-pat]

*combusts*

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

that’s one way to do it

[willgrahamscock]

I love media where a sad waterlogged kind of a man turns into a traitorous slut

[huffylemon]

[thechekhov]

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

[shitpostinguniverse]

[sleepy-bebby]

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

[boggblog]

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced