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I'm not doing what a Jerry tells me to do. Fuck you
Wondering if my favourite rick and morty is back while I've been away
Random Ricks drop in to take my son out. The only issue is that my Morty is a chihuahua. Like sure, if you really want.
What if I just married someone who wasn't a Jerry? That's an option, right?
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I had a lovely week with Jerry, and then he died. Literally just tripped over and croaked it.
Your first mistake *burp* was spending time with a Jerry.
I think his mistake was spending time with a Beth if he's that easily broken.
I had a lovely week with Jerry, and then he died. Literally just tripped over and croaked it.
"Do you remember where dad put his portal gun before he died? Does Morty have it? Or Jerry? Asking for a friend."
Normal Beth @sanchez-and-stars
I genuinely have no idea where Rick put it. For all I know it could still be in the car. It's not like I have any use for it anyways.
"You're soooo helpful. If Rick asks, I never asked-"
What do you need it for anyways? Rick usually doesn't just have one, so why do you need one from my dimension?
"Because Rick just said I couldn't use his, he never said anything about an alternate him."
Well I didn't sign up to drive a wedge in your relationship with your father, so you better not mention me when he inevitably catches you.
Actually, that ship has sailed a long time ago...In any case, DON'T MENTION ME.
"Oh, now you care about creating wedges in family relationships-"
STOP ACTING LIKE I'M YOUR DAD
"Oh, please. I am not acting like you're my dad. I don't have the backbone to talk back to Rick, and you know it-"
Well, that makes two of us. You may not realize it, but he'd be willing to listen to you if you pushed back more. Not everyone has that luxury from someone like him.
"You think so? It's hard to imagine him listening to anyone. Feels like he would probably just vanish and find a better Beth who actually stays in her lane. "
"Do you remember where dad put his portal gun before he died? Does Morty have it? Or Jerry? Asking for a friend."
Normal Beth @sanchez-and-stars
I genuinely have no idea where Rick put it. For all I know it could still be in the car. It's not like I have any use for it anyways.
"You're soooo helpful. If Rick asks, I never asked-"
What do you need it for anyways? Rick usually doesn't just have one, so why do you need one from my dimension?
"Because Rick just said I couldn't use his, he never said anything about an alternate him."
Well I didn't sign up to drive a wedge in your relationship with your father, so you better not mention me when he inevitably catches you.
Actually, that ship has sailed a long time ago...In any case, DON'T MENTION ME.
"Oh, now you care about creating wedges in family relationships-"
STOP ACTING LIKE I'M YOUR DAD
"Oh, please. I am not acting like you're my dad. I don't have the backbone to talk back to Rick, and you know it-"
"Do you remember where dad put his portal gun before he died? Does Morty have it? Or Jerry? Asking for a friend."
Normal Beth @sanchez-and-stars
I genuinely have no idea where Rick put it. For all I know it could still be in the car. It's not like I have any use for it anyways.
"You're soooo helpful. If Rick asks, I never asked-"
What do you need it for anyways? Rick usually doesn't just have one, so why do you need one from my dimension?
"Because Rick just said I couldn't use his, he never said anything about an alternate him."
Well I didn't sign up to drive a wedge in your relationship with your father, so you better not mention me when he inevitably catches you.
Actually, that ship has sailed a long time ago...In any case, DON'T MENTION ME.
"Oh, now you care about creating wedges in family relationships-"
"I don't appreciate Rick telling me what rooms I can and can't go in. It's MY house, old man! I paid for it, you don't even pay any rent! I go where I want!"
"What's that red button for?.."
"Do you remember where dad put his portal gun before he died? Does Morty have it? Or Jerry? Asking for a friend."
Normal Beth @sanchez-and-stars
I genuinely have no idea where Rick put it. For all I know it could still be in the car. It's not like I have any use for it anyways.
"You're soooo helpful. If Rick asks, I never asked-"
What do you need it for anyways? Rick usually doesn't just have one, so why do you need one from my dimension?
"Because Rick just said I couldn't use his, he never said anything about an alternate him."
Hey, Beth. I'm a hologram programmed by your father. And, no disrespect or anything, but, DO YOU KEEP TRACK OF YOUR SON AT ALL???
- @clone-ur-rick
"What's he done now? I can't watch him 24/7, dad, I have important things to do like saving lives. Have you tried asking his father? You know, the stay at home father??" - Normal Beth
"Oh shit, did I not pick up the right Morty from school? Who's kid did I bring back??" - Space Beth
Don't you "dad" me! You seriously expect JERRY to keep track of anything?! He can't even keep track of his shoes on his own feet! Unbelievable!
"Who died and made you boss? Oh, right, yeah, sorry about that one. But Jerry isn't a child. He's a grown man!"
Being an adult doesn't exactly make Jerry the epitome of maturity you know.
Have you not seen him get absorbed by that stupid balloon game on his iPad while at the table like a damn toddler?
"Yes. I'm sorry that I thought he could grow up for once in his life! Besides, that balloon game is the only thing stopping him from messing about in your garage!"
It isn't MY garage. I'm not your dad, I'm just programmed to look like him.
And I promise you, Jerry couldn't mess around in Rick's garage if he even tried. I should know...
If Rick asks, I totally didn't try to help him navigate it or anything...
"Yeah, well, the internet went down, so his game stopped working. He's currently in the garage."
Really? Might come over and watch just to see your Rick's reaction when he finds out.
"Yeah, dad's gonna be pissed. Jerry's been in there an hour. Something about it being his house and his garage and all."
"Do you remember where dad put his portal gun before he died? Does Morty have it? Or Jerry? Asking for a friend."
Normal Beth @sanchez-and-stars
I genuinely have no idea where Rick put it. For all I know it could still be in the car. It's not like I have any use for it anyways.
"You're soooo helpful. If Rick asks, I never asked-"
Hey, Beth. I'm a hologram programmed by your father. And, no disrespect or anything, but, DO YOU KEEP TRACK OF YOUR SON AT ALL???
- @clone-ur-rick
"What's he done now? I can't watch him 24/7, dad, I have important things to do like saving lives. Have you tried asking his father? You know, the stay at home father??" - Normal Beth
"Oh shit, did I not pick up the right Morty from school? Who's kid did I bring back??" - Space Beth
Don't you "dad" me! You seriously expect JERRY to keep track of anything?! He can't even keep track of his shoes on his own feet! Unbelievable!
"Who died and made you boss? Oh, right, yeah, sorry about that one. But Jerry isn't a child. He's a grown man!"
Being an adult doesn't exactly make Jerry the epitome of maturity you know.
Have you not seen him get absorbed by that stupid balloon game on his iPad while at the table like a damn toddler?
"Yes. I'm sorry that I thought he could grow up for once in his life! Besides, that balloon game is the only thing stopping him from messing about in your garage!"
It isn't MY garage. I'm not your dad, I'm just programmed to look like him.
And I promise you, Jerry couldn't mess around in Rick's garage if he even tried. I should know...
If Rick asks, I totally didn't try to help him navigate it or anything...
"Yeah, well, the internet went down, so his game stopped working. He's currently in the garage."
Hey, Beth. I'm a hologram programmed by your father. And, no disrespect or anything, but, DO YOU KEEP TRACK OF YOUR SON AT ALL???
- @clone-ur-rick
"What's he done now? I can't watch him 24/7, dad, I have important things to do like saving lives. Have you tried asking his father? You know, the stay at home father??" - Normal Beth
"Oh shit, did I not pick up the right Morty from school? Who's kid did I bring back??" - Space Beth
Don't you "dad" me! You seriously expect JERRY to keep track of anything?! He can't even keep track of his shoes on his own feet! Unbelievable!
"Who died and made you boss? Oh, right, yeah, sorry about that one. But Jerry isn't a child. He's a grown man!"
Being an adult doesn't exactly make Jerry the epitome of maturity you know.
Have you not seen him get absorbed by that stupid balloon game on his iPad while at the table like a damn toddler?
"Yes. I'm sorry that I thought he could grow up for once in his life! Besides, that balloon game is the only thing stopping him from messing about in your garage!"