oh fuck

[pukicho]

Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

[hattersarts]

a few older gentleman jack pics pulled from the depths of my ipad

[callmearcturus]

@NintendoAmerica: As of late March 2023, it will no longer be possible to make Nintendo eShop purchases for the Wii U and the Nintendo 3DS family of systems.

Hack your 3DS. Hack your Wii U. It's easy and fun, and you will gain access to so much shit, you will not lose access to one of the largest generational game libraries, you can access even older games.

It is always morally correct to pirate Nintendo games. Fuck them.

[electriceyespots]

3DS Hacks Guide

A complete guide to 3DS custom firmware, from stock to boot9strap.

this guide is a good way to hack your 3ds!

[temprarytattoos]

one of the easiest methods to hack your 3ds requires a free game that you download from the eshop so do it before the eshop shuts down!

there are other methods as well but just so you know!

I promise you it's easier to do than you think, too! and there are many people (myself included) that would love to help and answer questions, no matter how basic.

I hacked my wii u so it now has every game from every retro console/arcade machine + any wii, GameCube, and wii u games I want. my 3ds has every DS and 3DS title ever released. no regrets.

A guide to hacking the Nintendo Wii U.

[thedgeofsleep]

perhaps one day we will meet again as characters in a different story, maybe we’ll share a lifetime then.  —pavana. 

THE LAST OF US (2013)  //  HBO’S THE LAST OF US (2023)

[rinzay]

This is literally what happened, change my mind @sleepyjuniper

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

when bdg made a joke about maidenless dracula (i've had a few little love affairs/they didn't last very long and they've been pretty scarce/*awkward silence*/anyways) it predicted tumblrs opinion on the man (drac) perfectly

[0182jdjcid82737392jfjcjdjdj2838]

My favorite behind the scenes clip from the making of The Descent

[that-twink-over-there]

Girls’ Night

[girlblocker]

ideally jk rowling will be next

[avalance]

every reblog is -1hp for the terf

[greykolla-art]

This literally happened I’m not joking.

[animusrox]

August 31st:

September 1st:

[marinememes]

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

[harrytheehottie]

different seasons, same steve stance.

[fygeneralzod]

Prey(2022)

[hotroadkill]

and they were roommates

[thief-anon]

[thief-anon]

[thief-anon]

i should mention that my roommate was on a video call with nasa while i was making this in the background

[thief-anon]

i see ass nasa is making the rounds again so might be a good time to add on that last semester, one of my precalc classmates pulled this post up on their phone to show me and i had to sit there and pretend that i wasnt the idiot who made it. cheers

[dream-fasting-with-thra]

'Tis the season to coo over Kermit and his winter outfits.

[garbage-empress]

time smells bad.

[chrome--horse]

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

[garbage-empress]

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

[garbage-empress]

@ryanthecynic

[larckla]

Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down

[garbage-empress]

As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb

[garbage-empress]

The results are in!

I have radiation poisoning!

[lastvalyrian]

this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning