Sand Caked Brainrot

23NB / Delta Green / Warhammer / TTRPG TRIGUN LOVER / Cryptid trapper HumbleBundle addict

[sandcakedbrainrot]

Me, glancing longingly at my manager with advanced SQL knowledge when I get a call that's all SQL

[apuffofpink]

“My son is fine”

Ma’am your daughter willingly joined the Imperial Hound Program

[e3n-ethan]

John Blanche, one of the people who gave warhammer a visual identity, has passed away.

I don’t think that I need to talk about how influential he was or how talented and gorgeous his artwork was, I think that speaks for itself.

The world was a bit more colorful to have him, and the world of Warhammer 40k was more grimdark thanks to him.

Requiescat in pace.

[rybajek]

Vash as the wanted brimmed cap, and Wolfwood as a different branch of the Knights Moralis!

[soosmain]

Heads or tails

[biancalattei]

maximum

[elaenim]

wlw

[myuminji]

brushbuddy fashion week

mandatory report to the watchful eye

[sandcakedbrainrot]

Dang I couldn't get the Monster Core 1, but the local store was doing a buy 1 get 3 cause they moved to a new location!

[elvenfaur]

Glamour shots of my Vash boots! Photographer is Pedxiing on Instagram!

[sandcakedbrainrot]

The BIGGEST props I can give, you put a lot of time and effort and it looks fucking AMAZING!

[sandcakedbrainrot]

sewing machine practice!!

I'm blind, if you notice that some of these stitches are kind of running off the edge, it's because I didn't notice the goddamn mark on the needle guard that showed where the needle would be going, so I eyeballed it-

[amaijm]

first look

[sandcakedbrainrot]

I fucking love this so much because Vash looks GREAT in that suit and Meryl looks STUNNING in that dress and I have such a soft and sweet spot for them and that sort of venue and style and just

[reimidy]

Tactical Soldier Girl Solid Snake (戦術的な兵士の少女 ソリッド・スネーク)

settei for solid snake (more to come)

[figofswords]

wanted to have a more anime-only-friendly print available at the con i'm tabling at this weekend so i cooked this up over three days of nonstop work and not enough sleep. i'm not 100% pleased with how it came out but sometimes a piece is done because you just can't look at it anymore. inspo for this was the vol3 ch15 title illustration with the girls all napping with a bunch of pillows

[averagemrfox]

Easthies you are beefing with a 12 year old

[cloudbends]

Something that I think sets witch hat atelier apart is the fact it never measures character by strength, instead always opting to use terminology relating to artistry. Magic isn't a power, it's artisanship. Instead of being preoccupied with the strength of characters, it portrays magic as an art - as a medium one can weave the most magnificent of tapestries from through their own creativity. And it's something I wish more people understood. Witch hat atelier is full of captivating artists.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl