[just-shower-thoughts]

According to the multi-world theory, there is a universe where every flipped coin has landed on heads, completely by chance. Imagine rooms full of machines, just flipping coins with scientists baffled as to why it happens

[dogshitvevo]

[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[dondaario]

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

[adramofpoison]

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

one of my favorite phrases is ‘that’s a problem for future me’ because it combines two of my favorite things, mild humor and intense, panic inducing procrastination 

[crrocs]

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

[applethefruit]

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

[c8says]

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

[thebootydiaries]

classic

[lazy-gudetama-deactivated201907]

♡

[sandlesocks-blog2]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

[21jumpsuits]

Josh Dun & Tyler Joseph of Twenty One Pilots at the 59th Annual Grammy’s

[fxckinghellboy]

best vid ever

[conciousmiscreant]

Never not reblog

[ukulelee-screamo]

my heart is warm and happy

[clearlytyler-deactivated2020080]

Josh, Tyler, and Jenna on the “glambot” x

[twentyonep-i-l-o-t-s]

Heavydirtysoul music video (BTS)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Delivering door-to-door leaflets is just precision littering

[thecommonchick]

[queeranne]

I feel called out

[brendonurieownsmyass-deactivate]

stop calling me out like this

[joshdunfuckme-blog]

YEAAAAAH BOYS