you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

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you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
ferrari got fined 5.000 € because charles was late to the press conference 😭
rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean
critical quality of a racing driver to me is that they must on some level be their crew's pet little freak (affectionate)
like if there aren't both photos (1) of the crew cradling the driver while staring at them like they can't believe their luck all sick with love and (2) photos of the crew affectionately bothering the driver in the same manner as you might balance objects on a sleeping cat's head what even is the Point
When those lying on stomach yacht photos drop maxblr is going to be unusable for anything else for 3-6 business days
This alone is possessing me with the desire to unhinge my throat like a snake and eat him whole
FRIED EGG HSHSHSH
Reddit user has cracked the code on how to read fanfic and study at the same time
(image via twitter)
original reddit post
Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty
it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible
ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals
this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut
and english is their 4th language
got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon
how do you misread max VERY clearly saying "everyone has always complained about it, but socmed just highlights it even more"
he isnt blaming socmed for the hate itself, hes just highlighting the fact that people are now Openly and Very Loudly say what they have always been 😭😭
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
I will be ok when I sit by the sea for 5 hours
what are any of you ever fucking talking about