Weather Fish

I AM PUDGE, YOUR FINNED WEATHERMAN. MY FULL NAME IS PUDGY WUDGY THE FISH, BUT YOU BETTA NOT CULL ME THAT BECAUSE YOU SCALLYWAGS ARE SEARTAINLY NOT WORTHY OF IT. I'M NOT USUALLY CRABBY WHEN LILO BRINGS ME SANDWICHES ON THURSDAYS, BUT I CAN STILL BE ANGRY ON THOSE DAYS IF SOMEONE OVERSWIMS THEIR BOUNDARIES. HOWEVER, LILO IS THE ONLY ONE OF YOU FINLESS HUMANS WHO KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR HER. MAYBE YOU COD LOOK UP TO HER AND SEA FOR YOURSHELL WHY SHE IS AN EXCEPTION TO MY CRABBY BEHAVIOR.

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YOU ASKED FUR IT MEOWTHERFURCKER.

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OH NO I'M SHORE TO BE OFFENDED OR MAYBE EFIN HURT BY YOU. THAT WAS SARCASM IF YOU CODN'T TAIL BY THE WAVE. I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU PETTY FURBALL.

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I AM GOING TO PISS IN YOUR FISHBOWL.

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SWIM THIS WAVE AND TRY IT

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sandwichpudge replied to your post: I WOULD TUNA YOU OUT TORAY BOAT THEN I REMEMBER…

YOU ARE CURRENTLY WHALECOME BOAT YOU ARE PIKELY TO REGRET MY PRESEANCE VERY SOON ANYWAVES

Your purrescence is nothing I can’t simply shrug off. Unless you have something up your purrverbial sleeves.

Or as the less than educated say…

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OH I WHALE ENJOY SEAING YOU FAIL IN YOUR ENDEAVORS TO “GOING AT IT” BOAT I ASSHORE YOU IT IS MUCH BETTA THAN SOMEFIN PIKE THAT

HOWEVER I ALSO HAVE A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE FOR YOU

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You didn’t even try. At least my one has sparkles.

:3

Thefur I am indeed the victor and have purroven my word.

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THIS SPEAKS FOR ME FATTENED CATFISH

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sandwichpudge replied to your post: I WOULD TUNA YOU OUT TORAY BOAT THEN I REMEMBER…

YOU ARE CURRENTLY WHALECOME BOAT YOU ARE PIKELY TO REGRET MY PRESEANCE VERY SOON ANYWAVES

Your purrescence is nothing I can’t simply shrug off. Unless you have something up your purrverbial sleeves.

Or as the less than educated say…

[sandwichpudge-blog]

OH I WHALE ENJOY SEAING YOU FAIL IN YOUR ENDEAVORS TO "GOING AT IT" BOAT I ASSHORE YOU IT IS MUCH BETTA THAN SOMEFIN PIKE THAT

HOWEVER I ALSO HAVE A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE FOR YOU

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SHELLO DORY THE REGAL BLUE TANG FISH

AS A FELLOW AQUATIC FROND I SHELL ACCEPT YOUR PRESEANCE

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Hello! I hope you're having a good day. Take care. <3

THANK YOU GRAY-SCALES YOU WHALE ONLY SUFFER FROM MY SWOONAMIS INSTEAD OF TSUNAMIS

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Please accept this peanut butter sandwich, oh great and mighty weather-fish! (I brought you a sandwich four days early, because you seemed a bit tense today.) =D

YOU HAVE DONE WHALE LILO THE HUMAN GILL SO CONTINUE YOUR WAVES AND SET EXAMPLES FOR THE SHRIMPLE LAND DWELLERS AMONG YOU

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Here, have a peanut butter and cheese sandwich. That's one of my favs!

YES I WHALE NOT KRILL YOU TODAY WITH MY EELECTRIFYING LIGHTNING POWERS

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*eats the fish*

I REEFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS IMPOSSIBUBBLE BEHAVIOR FOAM A FILTHY CATFISH SUCH AS YOURSHELL

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neverlandcroc started following you

HM. YOU MIGHT ACTSHELLY POSE A CHALLENGE TO ME WATER FROND. TAIL ME, ARE YOU REELY INTIMIDATING OR ANYFIN?

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*stares and chomps at the fish*

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THAT WAS UNACCEPTABUBBLE. I WHALE NOT TOLERATE THIS BEHAVIOR.

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* continues trying to eat Pudge*

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YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN WARNED SCALES AND NOW YOU WHALE BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR PORPOISEFUL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITTED.

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sandwichpudge replied to your post: Who says this is a competition? YOU’RE ALL MINE!

YOU BETTA MINNOW WHO TO LOATHE YOU OVERGROWN CATFISH

Trust me. There is no one I could pawsibley dream of hating more than you.

You foul, incompurrable vermin!

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DO YOU OFTEN DREAM ABOAT LOATHING PEOPLE? PERHAPS WE AREN’T TOO DISSIMILAR. BOAT ARE YOU COMPARING ME TO A RODENT? THIS IS UNACCEPTABUBBLE!

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My apawlogies. Should I have instead alluded to an insect? I believe rodents are fur too clever.

Believe me, I’ve known from expurrience.

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HMPH. I WHALE NOT TOLERATE SUCH REEDICULLOUS SLANDER FOAM YOU, CATFISH. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY DILUTED AND CRAYSEA TO EFIN SINK THAT ABOAT ME!

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sandwichpudge replied to your post: Who says this is a competition? YOU’RE ALL MINE!

YOU BETTA MINNOW WHO TO LOATHE YOU OVERGROWN CATFISH

Trust me. There is no one I could pawsibley dream of hating more than you.

You foul, incompurrable vermin!

[sandwichpudge-blog]

DO YOU OFTEN DREAM ABOAT LOATHING PEOPLE? PERHAPS WE AREN'T TOO DISSIMILAR. BOAT ARE YOU COMPARING ME TO A RODENT? THIS IS UNACCEPTABUBBLE!

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