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@sanguine-sam
the DM: and then the reigning champion emerges from a cloud of dust. the four of you stare up at...
the players:
the DM: ...her...
the players:
I saw this, laughed, scrolled, then remembered that this literally actually happened in one of our sessions
SILENCE, LESBIAN....
Canāt believe this one didnāt make the list
Give these people a raise
I feel like this post hit all my pressure points at the same time
hey so, as a man who works with other men, hereās a quick relationship tip: if he doesnāt much likeĀ cats, that might beĀ just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, heās an asshole. heās telling on himself. Ā
every guy iāve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is alwaysĀ someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children.Ā
I wish I could articulate all the ways this makes sense and why it makes sense and stuff but itās just likeā¦ something something misogyny something something resentment of creatures that donāt need you and donāt hang on your attention and approval all their lives.
video games just arenāt what they used to be bro . no game nowadays is gonna ask u and ur companions to strip naked and walk thru fire in a big sacred temple so u can go scoop up some of a dead holy womans cremated corpse
me trying not to make impulse purchases when iām sad
must I alwaysĀ āhealā my party? is it not enough to simply own dice and be adorable
Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.
Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.
Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: Iām trying to tell you that Iām evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!
Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
i cannot believe the level of unfettered clownery here.
GUYS HOLY FUCK
People who keep giving Bethesda money... are y'all ok?
fun game
if you have an identity that falls anywhere on the ace or aro spectrum I hope you find twenty dollars on the ground today.
Thanks OP
But doesn't someone else have to lose $20 for that to happen?
Reblog to make an aphobe lose $20
YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID āPLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEATā AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADYāS ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEATā¦ THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPEDā¦ UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSEā¦ WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONGā¦ I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID āGOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DISā. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATINGā¦ AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAINā¦ WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS āHEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKEDā. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.
please read this whole thing.
Why did this Lynel stop to smell the ground in the middle of a battle
The Gang hunts a Molduga!!
I want to sleep for four years then wake up with a degree, 6 million dollars, and a chemically balanced brain.
Is the guy up top Steve Trevor? If so, you have to admire his wingman game. āOkay, Iām being held captive on a remote island by superhuman, highly technologically advanced magical Amazonsā¦ perfect time to see if I canāt get my lesbian friend a hookup.ā
Everytime you reblog this picture, an homophobe gets kicked from a custom match.
My username is good for this situationĀ
