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Summary:

sharklover69: I like your duck. ;)

Horrifically, he finds the message somewhat charming, despite being well aware that it is coming from a person trying to manipulate him. He side-eyes Alastor, trying to gauge his reaction, only to let out a wheeze when he realizes that the demon is staring at him with a completely unimpressed look.

"You like that he complimented the duck, don't you." Alastor states, judgement oozing out of him.

Lucifer can feel the tips of his ears turning gold. "Shut the fuck up, I'm not that easy."

Except that sadly, apparently he is. Fuck, he really needs to leave his room more often, if the bar is this low.

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Alastor and Lucifer team up to mess with Vox after he tries to catfish Lucifer. They don't realize what they've signed up for.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Now complete! :D

Summary:

The demon looks him over thoughtfully. "Remind me, where are we again?"

Well, Lucifer has a vague idea of that at least. "Uh, Hell?"

He nods as if that confirms something for him. "And who am I?"

"My husband?" Lucifer asks hopefully, not really thinking through the ramifications of being wrong. He's never been great at filtering his thoughts before they spill out of his mouth.

A faint blush tinges the other demon's cheeks as his brows furrow. He seems frozen, but there's still a smile, so Lucifer must have come to the right conclusion!

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Lucifer makes an assumption and Alastor, shockingly, goes along with it. Now that his memories are back, Lucifer is determined to figure out why the demon didn't correct him when he had the chance. Surely there are nefarious reasons at play, right?

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Chapter Four! 

Summary:

The demon looks him over thoughtfully. "Remind me, where are we again?"

Well, Lucifer has a vague idea of that at least. "Uh, Hell?"

He nods as if that confirms something for him. "And who am I?"

"My husband?" Lucifer asks hopefully, not really thinking through the ramifications of being wrong. He's never been great at filtering his thoughts before they spill out of his mouth.

A faint blush tinges the other demon's cheeks as his brows furrow. He seems frozen, but there's still a smile, so Lucifer must have come to the right conclusion!

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Lucifer makes an assumption and Alastor, shockingly, goes along with it. Now that his memories are back, Lucifer is determined to figure out why the demon didn't correct him when he had the chance. Surely there are nefarious reasons at play, right?

[sanguinolency22]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter Three!

Fic Summary:

The demon looks him over thoughtfully. "Remind me, where are we again?"

Well, Lucifer has a vague idea of that at least. "Uh, Hell?"

He nods as if that confirms something for him. "And who am I?"

"My husband?" Lucifer asks hopefully, not really thinking through the ramifications of being wrong. He's never been great at filtering his thoughts before they spill out of his mouth.

A faint blush tinges the other demon's cheeks as his brows furrow. He seems frozen, but there's still a smile, so Lucifer must have come to the right conclusion!

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Lucifer makes an assumption and Alastor, shockingly, goes along with it. Now that his memories are back, Lucifer is determined to figure out why the demon didn't correct him when he had the chance. Surely there are nefarious reasons at play, right?

[sanguinolency22]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter Two is posted!

Fic Summary:

The demon looks him over thoughtfully. "Remind me, where are we again?"

Well, Lucifer has a vague idea of that at least. "Uh, Hell?"

He nods as if that confirms something for him. "And who am I?"

"My husband?" Lucifer asks hopefully, not really thinking through the ramifications of being wrong. He's never been great at filtering his thoughts before they spill out of his mouth.

A faint blush tinges the other demon's cheeks as his brows furrow. He seems frozen, but there's still a smile, so Lucifer must have come to the right conclusion!

---------------

Lucifer makes an assumption and Alastor, shockingly, goes along with it. Now that his memories are back, Lucifer is determined to figure out why the demon didn't correct him when he had the chance. Surely there are nefarious reasons at play, right?

[sanguinolency22]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fic Summary:

The demon looks him over thoughtfully. "Remind me, where are we again?"

Well, Lucifer has a vague idea of that at least. "Uh, Hell?"

He nods as if that confirms something for him. "And who am I?"

"My husband?" Lucifer asks hopefully, not really thinking through the ramifications of being wrong. He's never been great at filtering his thoughts before they spill out of his mouth.

A faint blush tinges the other demon's cheeks as his brows furrow. He seems frozen, but there's still a smile, so Lucifer must have come to the right conclusion!

---------------

Lucifer makes an assumption and Alastor, shockingly, goes along with it. Now that his memories are back, Lucifer is determined to figure out why the demon didn't correct him when he had the chance. Surely there are nefarious reasons at play, right?

[sanguinolency22]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The last chapter is posted. This work is now complete!

Fic Summary:

"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing. -------------------------------------- Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!

[sanguinolency22]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 21 is posted! Only one chapter left before the end!

Fic Summary:

"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing. -------------------------------------- Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!

[sanguinolency22]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 20 is posted!

Fic Summary:

"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing.

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Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!

[sanguinolency22]

Chapter 19 is here!

Fic Summary:

"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing. -------------------------------------- Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!

[sanguinolency22]

Chapter 18 is up!

Fic Summary:

"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing. -------------------------------------- Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!

[sanguinolency22]

Chapter 17 is posted!

Fic Summary:

"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing. -------------------------------------- Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!

[sanguinolency22]

Just posted chapter sixteen!

Summary:

"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing. -------------------------------------- Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!

[sanguinolency22]

Chapter 15 is posted!

Summary:

"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing. -------------------------------------- Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!

[sanguinolency22]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 14 is posted! 

Fic Summary:

"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing.

[sanguinolency22]

Chapter 13 is up. Time for an arcade trip!

Fic Summary:

"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing. -------------------------------------- Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!

[sanguinolency22]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 12 is posted!!

Fic Summary:

"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing. -------------------------------------- Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!