Summary:
sharklover69: I like your duck. ;)
Horrifically, he finds the message somewhat charming, despite being well aware that it is coming from a person trying to manipulate him. He side-eyes Alastor, trying to gauge his reaction, only to let out a wheeze when he realizes that the demon is staring at him with a completely unimpressed look.
"You like that he complimented the duck, don't you." Alastor states, judgement oozing out of him.
Lucifer can feel the tips of his ears turning gold. "Shut the fuck up, I'm not that easy."
Except that sadly, apparently he is. Fuck, he really needs to leave his room more often, if the bar is this low.
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Alastor and Lucifer team up to mess with Vox after he tries to catfish Lucifer. They don't realize what they've signed up for.














