Generally Confused.

♀ | 37 The Kado is a strange creature, often found with massive amounts of snacks, art supplies, and hooded sweatshirts. The Kado is under the false impression that she can draw or write nice things. If encountered, please feed. Header image by lameburr, icon by chris-s-topher.

[kontextmaschine]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[karcatgirl-vantas]

humans be like staple crop

[txttletale]

staple crop to what

[ublock-origin]

directly to forehead

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: aa ca t tat c tg "" 't tg cca "c" t t a t t t tat g "a" " g g ga" a ta c ta c t at ct t a

Closest match: Cannabis sativa cultivar ERBxHO40_23 chromosome 3

(image source)

[roundearthsociety]

[sweatervesto]

PROMISE KEPT: Future Paradox Cursola!!! Rock/Grass

Unexpected adaptations cause Promise Kept’s branches to grow hybrid land-sea anemone. Ecologists theorize Cursola reverted back to its ancient form, after decades of restoration efforts by humans.

[sweatervesto]

[chaoticnoisy]

his outfit kills me

[sandmandaddy69]

[liltoaster]

[some-kind-of-robot]

Favorite trope from real life experiences

[heatandapathy]

I feel like this was made for tumblr.

[moosiala-deactivated20250927]

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

wait

[definitely-not-a-plant]

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

[creation-help]

Everyone have a nice day. Imagine something self indulgent for the ocs or the characters

[fancysmudges]

it begins where it ends

I'd love to work on more book illustration btw! Feel free to email me at [email protected] for inquiries~

[mollymux]

Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[jimmyjrsmusoems]

earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away

[deathberi]

[snowkissedmonsters]

Re-reading an old screenplay I wrote during the covid lockdowns that I remember as an atmospheric folk horror but it is, in fact, a comedy

[snowkissedmonsters]

And to be clear it's a comedy TO ME because I'm imagining very elderly Irish people reading most of the lines

This scene is right after a man is ripped into chunks by evil fairies

[snowkissedmonsters]

[snowkissedmonsters]

And of course:

[snowkissedmonsters]

Here's da link to the full thing