Rebecca, don't blow the horn.

blah blah blah descriptive stuff about me and all those things whatever something something blah blah as if you really read this blah and stuff You can look at me while I tweet if you want.

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Loving my new bedroom!

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The last time I posted on tumblr was over 9 months ago and now I can’t think of anything to write here (which is obviously not true because I thought of this and I wrote it)

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This is what living in a country town has turned my mother into: A woman who allows her own dog to be shaved to look like this. Shame, shame, shame.

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Tiny dog is in my living room.

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See my thumb? The chick in the tartan it's pointing to is for real and serious Lady GaGa. Like, srs.

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It's positively fucking tropical today.

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It's my ex-boyfriend's wedding day, apparently. Like, in Rome time today. He's flown to Rome to get married. That's pretty cool. He dumped me 10 years ago then asked me to get back together with him 9 years ago and I said no. But, also: someone impregnate me immediately.

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omg there's apparent there's this thing called acupuncture and it's really good for you! Also, I made my acupuncturist take a photo of me being all needly.

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honey-andrevolution replied to your post:thekingintheinnernorth replied to your post:When...

Yeah! Be a meaningless figurehead of Bec’s vagina!

PLS

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thekingintheinnernorth replied to your post:When my uncle was little he wanted to grow up to...

I wanted to be king of England when I grew up.

I want you to be the king of my England.*

*"England" means "vagina".

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When my uncle was little he wanted to grow up to be a piglet. My mum first told me this about 30 years ago and I still cackle every time I think about it.

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My aesthetic is "Just-Driven-Back-From-Rural-NSW-Come-on-Mum-WTF-Move-Back-to-Melbourne".

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I like this because that sign warns me about snakes and I just stopped here for a widdle. Good.

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Submarine.

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XXXX webcam for cats

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This is my betrothed. As soon as I convert him to heterosexuality, we're going to shag/I'm going to ruin him.

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This is where my Mum lives now. DC Dumplings is no longer a 5 minute drive away. Lots of fucken birds and shit.