[narputo]

[quickweaves]

holy shit 

[cortney-deactivated20161127]

PLEASE

[ruinedchildhood]

[luvmangosdope]

Sooo... dare I ask! Will he be injecting disinfectant soon?!!!!🙏🏼

[ruinedchildhood]

[johnwickofficial]

Soon.

[richkingx]

The Simpsons ain’t never lied

[no-chill-at-all]

[ralfmaximus]

We are but civilian casualties in the corporate wars.

[coolthingsguyslike]

[podencos]

I don’t feel strong enough but I always am

[cornersoftheworld]

[plazm]

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

Charlotte Eriksson

[champagnemoon]

Take up space!

[labelleizzy]

I TAKE UP SPACE because FUCK THE FATPHOBIC PATRIARCHAL KYRIARCHY

[everything-thing]

Fleet Street, London | lepinkfigaro

[oajshy-deactivated20250316]

[softwaring]

[xslowly]

[mr-styles]

Harry Styles for the Guardian Weekend. Photographed by Samuel Bradley.

[toastbutteregg]

saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

[sailorcuba]

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

[tasmanianstripes]

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like