The REAL Santa Claus

They/them or it/its + any other neos Santa Claus is coming to town, losers. Check out my main account @homosexualuncrustable :3 (trust)

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intro post cuz this account randomly started to blow up my notifications

hello my lovely ho ho ho’s. I’m the ONE AND ONLY SANTA CLAUS!!!

Ooc I am 13-16 so don’t be creepy lol

they/them or it/it's pronouns pretttyyyy please, will not be afraid to correct you (yes i will, fuck)

this is a side account! My regular blog is @homosexualuncrustable :3 so if you get anything from that account, it means santa thinks you're chill

I’m just a stupid teen who thinks this is funny lol 💔

I BEG DO NOT BRING UP ANY OF THE OTHER SANTA ACCOUNTS, I HAVE POSTS EXPLAINING HOW I DID NOT KNOW!!!

ANYWAYS MY LOVELY CHILDREN, HAVE A GREAT DAY AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

an update for all you lovely people :3 when sending asks, I do get a lot of the same "am I on the nice list?" and "Can I get (thing) for Christmas?" AND AS MUCH AS I LOVE THEM, THEY DO GET VERY OVERUSED!

I will absolutely not complain about ANY asks (unless it's harassment of any kind) but this is just a lil nudge to make me giggle over them and add your own touch :D

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yo santa finish your cyberpunk red character or else im gonna bomb the north pole dude

I ALREADY SAID I WOULD OH MY GODD

If you keep asking I’m going to send you coal, loser

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Whats your opinion on bees? are bees on the nice list?

Also do you like my alligator?

I LIKE BEES, BEES ARE VERY COOLLLL

Bees are on the nice list they do a lot for our planet

AND YES I LOVE YOUR ALLEGATOR

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Hi sorry for ghosting you I’m being tortured by entities and beings beyond your mortal comprehension it won’t happen again

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your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

freaky

impossible

results

Voting ended onJul 31

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Fucking sick dude

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i gave in to peer pressure and ate some taumoeba a few days ago...am i still on the nice list?

What the fuck is that I’m so concerned what

You’re still on the nice list, the people who peer pressured you are NOT but also are you okay 😭😭😭

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Everybody say thank you to my best friend for threatening to buy me a dlc to a game I like

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I had a dream where I played Heather Mac in heathers the musical but I forgot my monologue for Lifeboat so basically Heathers but if Heather M forgot her reason for suicide

Oh and I forgot how to cheer

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Hi!

I don't really have a good blog intro idea.. So just know anyone can enjoy my blog! (Unless ur being freaky deaky or smthn)

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Guys I wouldn’t put this on this account but I can’t use my main

HYPOTHETICALLLYYY what do you do if someone you blocked came back through a different account and has been mysteriously sending you anons and you’re only just now realizing it might be that person you blocked??? 😭😭😭

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UPDATE: so it was the person I was thinking it was, they revealed themself. I laid down my boundaries or whatever and told them to not message me again <3

THANKS YOU GUYSSS

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Guys I wouldn’t put this on this account but I can’t use my main

HYPOTHETICALLLYYY what do you do if someone you blocked came back through a different account and has been mysteriously sending you anons and you’re only just now realizing it might be that person you blocked??? 😭😭😭

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Looking at my text log and apparently last night at 1:27 am I sent my friend this message:

“I DOMT WAMMA ASK AI ABOIT JESUS DYING FOR MY SINS, GOD GOOGLE”

I have no actual memory of this but it’s funny as fuck tell me if you want the screenshot

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I’ve regained the ability to draw BUT only for tonight so WE BALLING

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Aaaaaand it’s gone again

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I’ve regained the ability to draw BUT only for tonight so WE BALLING

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proud owner of an iq of 5 (and a half!!)

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I just woke up from the best fucking nap of my life and genuinely thought I had slept to the next day for a moment.

Like no memory of the day before, walked down the stairs and greeted my sister with “morning.”

My mom was like “did you get hit over the head?” 😭

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IM ON SUMMER BREAAAAKK

Santa Claus is about to become that one image of Santa on a beach chair with the sunglasses and cocktail sitting near the water you know the one