A coma sounds great rn

“A noir, E blanc, I rouge, U vert, O bleu : voyelles, Je dirai quelque jour vos naissances latentes.”

[sanzusbestie]

WELCOME !

❁ Hello !

❁ My pronouns are she/her.

❁ I'm 22 and I'm an INFP.

❁ My dms and asks are always open to interact !

❁ This blog is not spoiler free and the requests are CLOSED.

❁ Here are the rules.

❁ Here is my masterlist + tr poems masterlist.

❁ Here is the story behind my username.

[sanzusbestie]

I picked up the girl I babysit from judo and a little girl there came up to me and said she was going to gouge out my eyes and cut my mouth and teeth 💀

[sanzusbestie]

3 of my aunts + my mom have been talking really seriously about my flat chest right in front of me 💀

They said I shouldn't worry cuz it'd get bigger when I have children 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[sanzusbestie]

Even thought France lost Mbappé was the best player on the field today argue with the wall

[sanzusbestie]

I almost forgot how tiring it was to be around my mother, it hasn't been two hours yet and you're telling me I have to stand this shit 10 more days ?

[sanzusbestie]

OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

I might have to share my room with her, which means I'll have to stand her 10 days AND 10 night ??? 💀💀💀

[sanzusbestie]

I almost forgot how tiring it was to be around my mother, it hasn't been two hours yet and you're telling me I have to stand this shit 10 more days ?

[sanzusbestie]

I'm finally in Algeria for ten days 🥰

(I actually got here yesterday but I was sooooo tired)

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

slayed 😍😍

(i hope you run into a 50 ft cobra if those exist because itd be really funny, but a cockroach will suffice as well 🥰)

[sanzusbestie]

I actually could if I was in my dad's village but thankfully I'm not

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

oh my god i was joking what the fuck 😟

[sanzusbestie]

I was joking too 😭

(only about the cobra)

[sanzusbestie]

I'm finally in Algeria for ten days 🥰

(I actually got here yesterday but I was sooooo tired)

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

slayed 😍😍

(i hope you run into a 50 ft cobra if those exist because itd be really funny, but a cockroach will suffice as well 🥰)

[sanzusbestie]

I actually could if I was in my dad's village but thankfully I'm not

[sanzusbestie]

I'm finally in Algeria for ten days 🥰

(I actually got here yesterday but I was sooooo tired)

[sanzusbestie]

It's SNOWING

Maybe if I pray hard enough there'll be a snowstorm and all of my exams will be online

[sanzusbestie]

The audacity of some teachers I SWEAR

Teachers that can't say my name part 97161

Ok so I was in class and my teacher needed my name for an example and I told her "Amèle" and she said

SHE SAID

"No, Amélie"

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[sanzusbestie]

The final chapter of tr is so fucking weird to me

[sanzusbestie]

Spoiler

Like I'm okay with a happy ending but you can't change the characters that much

[sanzusbestie]

The final chapter of tr is so fucking weird to me

[sanzusbestie]

I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I will take turn your uterus and turn it into sashimi and host a dinner party and invite your whole extended family

[sanzusbestie]

I'll turn your dick into a hot dog and feed it to ur mom

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll de-intestine cockroachs and put the intestines into brownies and force feed them to you

[sanzusbestie]

I'll fight my fear of spiders to take the biggest one that exists on this earth, take the legs and shove them in your nose to your brain while you're sleeping

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll recreate that shit pile i made as a child and shove it up your ass

[sanzusbestie]

Well, I didn't want to go that far but you're made me.

I'll kill your sisters

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

pshhh i’d like to see you try 💀

You’d trip down the stairs before youd get to them

[sanzusbestie]

I'd grab your arm before I fall to make you fall too

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i hope a cockroach flies into your sisters mouth in the middle of the night and she wakes up screaming and in return you also wake up and start scream and i hope that cockroach leaves her mouth thrn flies up your nose

[sanzusbestie]

I'll scream so loud that it'll leave my mouth and fly to Australia to sneak into your ass

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i’ll to france with a huntsman and shove it down your throat

[sanzusbestie]

I'll make you eat a fucking butterfly

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i’ll make you drink oui oui’s frozen piss

[sanzusbestie]

I'll make you eat a Parisian subway rat

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll make you eat chew up gum thats been on the floor for centuries

[sanzusbestie]

I'll push you on the rails

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I hope you get married on july 3rd and on july 4th i push you onto the rails and you get sent back to your teenage years and are forced to deal with raging angsty “dark impulsive” prepubescent teens and accidentally join a gang and constantly get your ass beat

[sanzusbestie]

I'll violently bully you with my entire gang until you beg me to kill you

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

ill convince all my toxic exes to date you

[sanzusbestie]

I'll convince my father to date you (or my big brother, I'll let you choose bc I'm so nice)

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i’ll convince tyler to send you more jurassic park legos

[sanzusbestie]

I'll tell S to kidnap you

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll send your platonic children or whatever after you

[sanzusbestie]

LMAO MY WHAT MF ???

[sanzusbestie]

I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I will take turn your uterus and turn it into sashimi and host a dinner party and invite your whole extended family

[sanzusbestie]

I'll turn your dick into a hot dog and feed it to ur mom

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll de-intestine cockroachs and put the intestines into brownies and force feed them to you

[sanzusbestie]

I'll fight my fear of spiders to take the biggest one that exists on this earth, take the legs and shove them in your nose to your brain while you're sleeping

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll recreate that shit pile i made as a child and shove it up your ass

[sanzusbestie]

Well, I didn't want to go that far but you're made me.

I'll kill your sisters

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

pshhh i’d like to see you try 💀

You’d trip down the stairs before youd get to them

[sanzusbestie]

I'd grab your arm before I fall to make you fall too

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i hope a cockroach flies into your sisters mouth in the middle of the night and she wakes up screaming and in return you also wake up and start scream and i hope that cockroach leaves her mouth thrn flies up your nose

[sanzusbestie]

I'll scream so loud that it'll leave my mouth and fly to Australia to sneak into your ass

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i’ll to france with a huntsman and shove it down your throat

[sanzusbestie]

I'll make you eat a fucking butterfly

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i’ll make you drink oui oui’s frozen piss

[sanzusbestie]

I'll make you eat a Parisian subway rat

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll make you eat chew up gum thats been on the floor for centuries

[sanzusbestie]

I'll push you on the rails

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I hope you get married on july 3rd and on july 4th i push you onto the rails and you get sent back to your teenage years and are forced to deal with raging angsty “dark impulsive” prepubescent teens and accidentally join a gang and constantly get your ass beat

[sanzusbestie]

I'll violently bully you with my entire gang until you beg me to kill you

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

ill convince all my toxic exes to date you

[sanzusbestie]

I'll convince my father to date you (or my big brother, I'll let you choose bc I'm so nice)

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i’ll convince tyler to send you more jurassic park legos

[sanzusbestie]

I'll tell S to kidnap you

[sanzusbestie]

I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I will take turn your uterus and turn it into sashimi and host a dinner party and invite your whole extended family

[sanzusbestie]

I'll turn your dick into a hot dog and feed it to ur mom

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll de-intestine cockroachs and put the intestines into brownies and force feed them to you

[sanzusbestie]

I'll fight my fear of spiders to take the biggest one that exists on this earth, take the legs and shove them in your nose to your brain while you're sleeping

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll recreate that shit pile i made as a child and shove it up your ass

[sanzusbestie]

Well, I didn't want to go that far but you're made me.

I'll kill your sisters

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

pshhh i’d like to see you try 💀

You’d trip down the stairs before youd get to them

[sanzusbestie]

I'd grab your arm before I fall to make you fall too

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i hope a cockroach flies into your sisters mouth in the middle of the night and she wakes up screaming and in return you also wake up and start scream and i hope that cockroach leaves her mouth thrn flies up your nose

[sanzusbestie]

I'll scream so loud that it'll leave my mouth and fly to Australia to sneak into your ass

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i’ll to france with a huntsman and shove it down your throat

[sanzusbestie]

I'll make you eat a fucking butterfly

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i’ll make you drink oui oui’s frozen piss

[sanzusbestie]

I'll make you eat a Parisian subway rat

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll make you eat chew up gum thats been on the floor for centuries

[sanzusbestie]

I'll push you on the rails

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I hope you get married on july 3rd and on july 4th i push you onto the rails and you get sent back to your teenage years and are forced to deal with raging angsty “dark impulsive” prepubescent teens and accidentally join a gang and constantly get your ass beat

[sanzusbestie]

I'll violently bully you with my entire gang until you beg me to kill you

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

ill convince all my toxic exes to date you

[sanzusbestie]

I'll convince my father to date you (or my big brother, I'll let you choose bc I'm so nice)

[sanzusbestie]

I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I will take turn your uterus and turn it into sashimi and host a dinner party and invite your whole extended family

[sanzusbestie]

I'll turn your dick into a hot dog and feed it to ur mom

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll de-intestine cockroachs and put the intestines into brownies and force feed them to you

[sanzusbestie]

I'll fight my fear of spiders to take the biggest one that exists on this earth, take the legs and shove them in your nose to your brain while you're sleeping

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll recreate that shit pile i made as a child and shove it up your ass

[sanzusbestie]

Well, I didn't want to go that far but you're made me.

I'll kill your sisters

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

pshhh i’d like to see you try 💀

You’d trip down the stairs before youd get to them

[sanzusbestie]

I'd grab your arm before I fall to make you fall too

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i hope a cockroach flies into your sisters mouth in the middle of the night and she wakes up screaming and in return you also wake up and start scream and i hope that cockroach leaves her mouth thrn flies up your nose

[sanzusbestie]

I'll scream so loud that it'll leave my mouth and fly to Australia to sneak into your ass

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i’ll to france with a huntsman and shove it down your throat

[sanzusbestie]

I'll make you eat a fucking butterfly

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

i’ll make you drink oui oui’s frozen piss

[sanzusbestie]

I'll make you eat a Parisian subway rat

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I’ll make you eat chew up gum thats been on the floor for centuries

[sanzusbestie]

I'll push you on the rails

[mirology-deactivated20230219]

I hope you get married on july 3rd and on july 4th i push you onto the rails and you get sent back to your teenage years and are forced to deal with raging angsty “dark impulsive” prepubescent teens and accidentally join a gang and constantly get your ass beat

[sanzusbestie]

I'll violently bully you with my entire gang until you beg me to kill you