Sometimes thats just how it be

27 | canada | sagittarius

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[pathologising]

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[helenvaughans]

📢📢📢

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[thememedaddy]

[arguablysomaya]

batman comic arcs are so mindlessly dark all the time. “the killing joke” “death in the family” “batman’s grave” how about “batman has a nice fucking day for once” huh? “batman chills the fuck out and spends some time with his kids” “batman and the relaxing picnic” “batman has a really good cup of tea and its not poisoned or drugged because he’s been stressed lately” huh???? what about that, assholes.

[tamamita]

Yeah like, could you imagine a Batman who laughs?

[countesschewi]

[tehamelie]

[bonivers]

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

[vidgamefood]

Onion Deadly Premonition

[1anonyymous1]

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

[tall]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[galactic-mayhem]

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

[evilwizard]

<|:^)

[jenny-holzer]

[voidthing]

happy month, fellow slurs.

[assflat]

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything