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girl its a clusterfuck | she/her | 30

[circlusion]

[yuriwinged]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[3000s]

[thriron]

[willgrahamscock]

having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now

[willgrahamscock]

leabe me alonne

[malibuklaus]

[elnerdo19v2]

[catchymemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

[markets]

We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

[geeseareassholes]

[explosionshark]

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

[explosionshark]

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

[professorsparklepants]

#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)

Oh my god

[box-dwelling]

Found the orginal thread and lost it at this

[sapphicheroes]

I need a virtual smoke circle or some shit. I live out in the middle of nowhere so i cant like easily have friends over to smoke with me. Like lets all hang out on a discord group call and smoke together.

[sapphicheroes]

I miss the days when my dash was active and i could scroll for hours without reaching the end.

[weburnedthechurches]

Pink Snout Moth (Pachypodistes angulata) +

[miametropolis]

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

[monsterlets]

"they're just gonna spend that on weed" what did you think I was gonna spend it on

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule