the fuck is all this noise about?

account ran by sarah heathcliff fictive, host of fotsc. pfp is rachel herself. yearning for ross federman

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

Hellooo

My name is Sarah Heathcliff, I am a fictive and host in @f8-of-the-stars-collective (fotsc for short).

Now being the host, this means i’ll probably be more active than other sideblogs (other than vent). I saw that there were many Sarah Heathcliff parody blogs, but no officalverse ones. So, I took it upon myself to make my own.

She/Her/They/Them

PLEASE be careful mentioning Jonah Marshall, Ross Federman, or Teardrop from bfdi. I cannot explain to you why, but just be careful.

fun facts:

*I have been split in this system for over 3 years

*Yes, I front so commonly that I became the host.

*I have been the main host for 2 years

*I was one of our first fictives that was discovered almost immediately

*i was in a kismesis with a ross federman factive

[tisfortoki]

I’m Toki

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

I’m Sarah

[tisfortoki]

hi sarah

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

hi toki

[tisfortoki]

I’m Toki

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

I’m Sarah

[iloveblenders]

I hope i finally got it to look right all together... idk man I still do bad with recognising faces, like rlly bad.

tmc is kinda perfect for me cuz all I enjoy drawing are grayscale faces

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

😸

[aneedleandarose]

ester HOW can you love a man with a KAREN cut…

Im kidddjmg domt slime me

🥹🥹🥹

I have to sneeze so bad

EXCUSE YOU? WE DO NOT DISS THE DAVIS CUT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

Plus it looks good on him..

[b10hazard110]

sobs cries

IM SORRY 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[aneedleandarose]

APOLOGY VIDEO WITH UKULELE NOW.‼️💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[b10hazard110]

OKAY OKAY ‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥

[the-jester-tmc]

leave my dads glorious side part window bangs alone NOW

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

you can make fun of him, i do too

[memories]

I want to take a heaping batch of #ross federman and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.

[memories]

#sarah heathcliff and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by f8-of-the-stars-collective

[memories]

Ew, @vict1mthree, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

[confessionallyhall]

Is it always man that start with j?

- 🪨🌱 anon

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[the-jester-tmc]

Im going to genuinely KILL our Mark headmate sybau

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

with how much i missed Mark when we split him i just didn’t talk to him 💔

[the-jester-tmc]

Aw rip. Also what the hell, hello Sarah.

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

hello Adam. i tried to talk to him at first but i think he lowkey thought i was annoying

[narcotic-devotion]

[the-jester-tmc]

mark Heathcliff

Anyways

[the-jester-tmc]

Im going to genuinely KILL our Mark headmate sybau

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

with how much i missed Mark when we split him i just didn’t talk to him 💔

[pessimysticcc]

get gone by Fiona Apple… yes okay good song

Uhmmm I didn’t use a reference for this but I think it is okay.. question mark

Jonah saying Bruh because no No no no lil Adam you do NOT know what is good for you

[memories]

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #-sarah💛 and add it to #homestuck, you end up with #queer.

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

that quite literally is what happened

[frenchtoastenthusiast]

YEAH, im a CONSERVATIVE🦅🇺🇸 : i love conserving the same visual tropes in tmc art ive seen a billion times please keep it coming!!!

WAITER WAITER MORE OF MARK HOLDING A ROSARY AND ADAM HOLDING AN APPLE AND CESAR HOLDING A RED CORD TELEPHONE AND JONAH BEING EMOFIED BEYOND RECOGNITION

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

we are charlie kirk. we carry the flame. we fight for the gospel. we honor his name.

[f8-of-the-stars-collective]

the radio is playing nothing but red hot chili peppers and sarah is getting front triggered. aw man. is this ross federman related

[sarah-heathcliff-offical]

i have been here ever since