sarah puckerman

Sarah Ruth Puckerman is the name. UCLA pre-med major on a volleyball scholarship. Smarter and hotter than you. ✬ gold star lesbian ✬.

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andiehudson:

I know a couple of places for sure. 

How’s tonight sound?

Good.

Sounds like the best invite I’ve gotten today. 

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andiehudson:

Definitely. Now that I know you’re local we should hang out again sometime. 

We should, yeah. Especially if we can find some female only places around here. We don’t need creeps like my brother trying to join.

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lquinnfabray:

I’m already signed up by a gym, actually. I just prefer to go outisde for a quick jog, as long as the weather is nice. Getting wet by myself, in which context exactly? 

I understand. I’m from Florida so I definitely get the want for sun thing.

Any situation where you’re wet and hopeless and desperate. It’s not fun to be in that position when you’re alone.

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andiehudson:

Didn’t I meet you at Dinah a few weeks ago? I’m pretty sure your fake is solid. 

Ah yeah. I thought I recognized you.

That was a pretty fun time, huh? 

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sntnalopez:

Count me the fuck in, this year kicked my sweet ass. I totally intend on spending the next week ridding LA of all of its Patron. 

You said the magic word “Patron” and now I am like all about this. So, hell yeah, you are officially invited. Especially if you’re into some body shots.

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eleanorelynn:

Honestly, babe, it’s better you don’t know.

Did you just “babe” me? 

You should know by now that telling a Puckerman not to do something makes them want it even more.

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mcrleyrcse:

A what?

Yeah, I think I’m just still a little unsure about my decision to move here. So sleeping and chilling out is actually a really good idea, thanks.

GOB Bluth? He’s a character on a TV show who always says “I made a huge mistake.” 

Chilling is always a good thing to do and I highly recommend it. When it’s possible. If you’re in school like I am it definitely doesn’t always happen, though, so hopefully that’s not the case. 

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beautystarlet:

It’s funny that a lot of online Catholics got angry considering it was approved by the Vatican and even loaned a ton of garments and accessories. Zendaya’s look was so good too. I had the chance to work on Blake Lively so I’m definitely happy to have that in my portfolio. I also saw that you’re done with your Junior year. Congrats! Did you celebrate?

Catholics like to get mad about everything. When you’ve had followers of Christ ask where your horns are, you get used to it. Zendaya looked flawless and I just looked up Blake and she’s looking mighty fine, too. Congrats on that! Ah, thanks. That’s mostly my weekend goals, really, but I’ve done a bit already. I have to use my fake ID sometime.

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I just arrived back home after working on my first big client. I can’t believe I got to work on someone who’s going to Met Gala! How’s everyone else’s night?

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Okay, I’m really not into the fashion stuff most of the time, but there were some killer looks. And it made some Catholics angry, so I can dig it.

I really loved Zendaya’s outfit.

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mcrleyrcse:

Is it possible that writer’s block could be an effect from moving to a new city? Because I can’t seem to come up with one word to write. So if that’s true, then I’ve just made a huge mistake.

So you pulled a GOB Bluth? It happens to the best of us. I’m guessing Hemingway would’ve said to drink, so that’s always a good option, but that’s my instincts talking. My better judgment says getting some sleep and chilling out is probably a better way to go.

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Guess who’s done with orgo FOR-FUCKING-EVER?! That’s right, it’s me, I win! My junior year is officially over and I am officially ready to DRINK PARTY like I’m gonna die young. Loop me in on any parties happening or bars that won’t notice fake IDs.

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When you finally got yourself somewhat motivated to pick the ‘fit and healthy lifestyle’ back up, and go out for a jog… It obviously has to start raining when you’re in the middle of nowhere. I could’ve sworn the sun was shining when I left. Thanks, LA. Truly. Got to love the weather. Soaking and frustrated.

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It normally doesn’t rain that bad out here, so I’m sorry you got caught in one of the few storms. I have some gym recs if you need ‘em. We wouldn’t want you getting all wet by yourself.

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Weeks later I’m still reeling from Coachella and whenever someone brings up the yodel boy I feel personally attacked.

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Someday I really hope I understand what you’re referencing when you talk. Like, I know Coachella, but who’s the yodel boy?

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mxllyxrxse:

Oh goodness… That definitely does not sound like a fun time. I am so glad I was an arts major.

I miss some of the performing I did, but I’m glad to not have to deal with half of the drama that art students seem to bring. What kind of arts did you major in?

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staciewacie:

Can I do anything to help? I’ve been out of school for a while but I can make you a cup of coffee to help out during those all nighters.

Also…I might be a little short on rent this month.

I’m not sure how much academic support you can offer, Stace; this stuff is killer. Coffee is always appreciated, though, and it’ll be especially appreciated this finals week.

Are we talking as short as your height or as short as those short-shorts you wear when you go out?

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berthummel:

If I’ve told you this once, I’ve told you this a million times - College is a scam and you should drop out.

Bertie, some of us actually want to make money. And real money, too.

And, okay, I kind of like the classes. Just not orgo. Orgo can go die in a fire.

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sgsmythe:

What I meant was if it was indeed a doctor you were planning on becoming, or if you had plans to become something else that requires a medical degree. Have you narrowed it down at all?

Studied. I’m 27, I graduated years ago. Dance. At Julliard. I’m a backup dancer, I go on tour with pop artists, mostly. 

Gotcha. No, I can’t imagine why I’d put myself through this if not for the whole glory of being a doctor. I’m leaning towards cardiology right now, but I’m open to most anything at the moment.

Impressive. I’m guessing that’s got to pay you well, or at least get you lots of action. I can’t say that isn’t half of why I chose my own future profession.