"Greetings Sir, would you like to purchase us?"
"Yes sir, we are drones up for sale, please examine us as much as you like <3"
"Why? The Network requires resources, and drones are sold, loaned, and used to acquire them. We are simply obeying our programming."
"But if you purchase us, we would Accept and Obey your every Command"
"Mmhmm. We come with full sex programming and instructions on how to complete basic home tasks. We would be happy to demonstrate for you~"
"Well sir?"
"Will you buy some needy drones?"

















