"I'm gonna kill myself" says fan of don't kill yourself band because said band played their own songs at their own show
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"I'm gonna kill myself" says fan of don't kill yourself band because said band played their own songs at their own show
I find it so funny how izuku has no idea how much bakugo thinks about him.
When he woke up in the hospital after getting impaled, when he was LITERALLY taking his last breaths, when he was fighting AFO... he declared himself as "kacchan bakugo" on national television and izuku has no idea. Bakugo had a conversation with all might about how he was worried about izuku and he has no idea. he's constantly bringing up that freaking river and izuku has NO IDEA.
even when bakugo apologized to deku on the dark hero arc he said "i don't expect this to change anything" because in his mind deku is probably only putting up with him
meanwhile izuku thinks bakugo is the coolest most awesomest bestest person in the whole world and that he's lucky to even have a full-length conversation with him
fully nude beefcake leon laying his full weight on top of you after sex while he recovers and he smells like sweat and you fall asleep underneath him even though you kinda can't breathe because he's built like a brick wall send tweet
Bunch o Balloons
Thinking about Jack and Robby in med school in 1998 or 1999. They were both frisky as hell and they did everything except for... well... penetration.
They tried once but that shit hurt like hell for Robby and they both came to the conclusion that spit wasn’t exactly the best lubricant.
And so Jack sacrificed himself.
He stopped drinking water at 8 p.m. When he entered the pharmacy the next afternoon his lips were cracked. Like badly cracked, with bloody spots and white, dead skin.
He approached the cashier like “I need some Vaseline for my lips.”
And when the cashier tried to sell him the small tube - perfect for fitting into a pocket for discreet application - Jack insisted on the bigger tub.
“For your lips?” the cashier asked, raising his eyebrows.
Jack just nodded. “Yeah, um... my lips drink that stuff up, you know? I go through it in days.”
The cashier looked at him for a moment longer then sold him the family-sized tub of Vaseline.
Jack grabbed his change and the Vaseline without looking and fled the store.
After he had practically run a couple of blocks, he leaned against a wall- and started laughing when he realized that the cashier hadn’t come running after him and his Army scholarship hadn’t magically been revoked for “planned homosexual activity.”
And then with a victorious grin he walked back to his dorm room.
He couldn’t wait for the next time Robby came over. (And to drink a gallon of water.)
Im stuck on the fic idea of boss!Sylus hiring a new housekeeper (that he saved from getting murdered) that desperately needed a job cause she’s broke and barely scraping by…the N109 Zone isn’t exactly known for a flourishing job market after all.
Sylus swears he’s imagining it. Are you showing your bra strap on purpose? Bending over to clean under the table so that he sees the hem of your panties? Or is he just a pervert? From the way you look up at him, pathetically struggle to reach high spots and even the way you lick your lips while eating your lunch. Everything you do…it’s driving him mental.
You’re so cute without even realizing it. You’ve got to be doing this little innocent act on purpose to rile him up right? He needs an excuse to get closer to you. He begins to wonder what you sound like with a finger or two inside you…
You’re oblivious to his attention at first, just trying to do your job and not overstep. He’s the leader of Onychinus after all…you don’t want to piss him off and get fired. But you can’t help but feel a little flustered when you feel his eyes on you one morning while you clean his office floor…
Sigh…the degenerate in me wants me to make this with dubcon elements and an obvious power dynamic that he’s well aware of and exploits to his advantage…I-I mean…who said that??? (•﹏•;)
Using his dad experience to tolerate it before remembering these things aren’t kids yet alone HIS kids