Sarah Eliza Ball

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redid my resume, this is the header....

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pink peeps. #sketch #art #draw

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exploring some #cats for a super duper secret project I'll be working on over the next couple months. #art #sketch

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'UFO's: the best evidence ever' if anyone one else loves some 90's conspiracy truths check it out. #ufo #sketchbook #aliens #90s #art

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much heavier than my normal content. having some intense back pain and getting real deep about it. #sketchbook #art #melancholy #chronicpain

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I’m learnding. I still need to fix some things and paint him. But say “Hi” to Gary... he loves you. 

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A lil comic about mis reading social situations. And my desperation for the human touch. Trying out the multiple image thing on Instagram, scroll through for the whole comic #art #comic #awkward

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something weird for the workshop. yeeep.

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Something strange. watch with sound. 

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10/10 Don’t just take my glasses right off my face, you’re forcing me to go without full use of my vision until you’re done with them, often leaving them greasy, and sometimes bent from your giant sweaty head. Sometimes I let other small headed friends try them on because I don’t mind, but only when they ask, not just whip them off my head.  ITS OVER! thanks friends ! this was fun and cathartic! 

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I studies Linguistics, so there’s a large chance I know more about grammar and language than you. And if I’ve made a typo, or misspoke you’re just being dick. If you understood what I just said well enough to correct me, did you really need to correct me? 

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8/10 Unless you are going to pay me, don’t tell me what to do with my face. The blob fish might thank you but I do not. 

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7/10 The amount of fucking suit wearing middle aged douche bags out in the world, that make it their mission to ensure that you know they are superior to you during every conversation really work me up. Wording is key, if you don’t want to play linguistic minesweeper where the bomb is me punching you in the goddamn dick perhaps you should ditch the belittling language. 

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6/10 You would be goddamn surprised what people who barely know you think is their business to dictate. 

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5/10 ! If you want to compliment me leave out your thinly veiled misogyny.  If you’re just joining me now, this comic starts a few posts back!

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My fitness goals are an old lady I saw at a step class in Bahrain. My good pal, Felix, follows me around sometimes to keep me from eating horrible disgusting food because my will power is low. Unless I’ve asked you advice, or your name is Felix, keep your health advice to yo’ self. 

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Having spent most of my post pubescent youth questioning the confusing feelings I had for women and men, its just a little goddamn annoying to have other people suggest that I’m either lying, not sure yet, or in some sort of phase.