Sarah

"I know nothing with any certainty But the sight of the stars Makes me dream" -Van Gogh

[beandavidgilbert]

”guy who sells talismans from the back of his van” IM DYINGGG

[lilyjamessource]

I am Cinderella, Your Majesty. I am no princess. Cinderella (2015) dir. Kenneth Branagh

[volcainist]

This is 100% me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ninjas wear masks to disguise their identities, but ninja turtles wear masks so we can determine their identities.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When laundry powder manufacturers want clothes to appear “whiter than white” they add a trace of blue dye. When hair dye manufacturers want hair to appear blacker than black they add a trace of blue dye. Blue is both a white intensifier and a black intensifier.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there is a fish with a transparent head so its eyes can look through its own head

[klubbhead]

Memes but with the wrong caption

[klubbhead]

I’m not sorry.

[dancingismycupoftea]

I love all of these can we start using them?

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

[haxa-ns-deactivated20210415]

[butchflirt]

You see this as soon as you die in real life

[funtoban-blog]

[brooklyn-bridge]

[oh-whiskers]

[prokopetz]

How to tell whether a fairy tale has been sanitised for upper class audiences:

Published Version: And then the peasant hero learned a valuable lesson about the virtue of humility and not straying above one’s station.

Oral Tradition: And then the peasant hero killed the evil nobleman and lived in his house.

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

published version: and then the beautiful lady gave up her freedom to be the prince’s bride because she knew how much he loved her

oral tradition: and then the prince got executed for taking advantage of a poor woman

[pure-posts]

[lesbiamdionysus-deactivated2019]

MY FUCKIN HEART

[pizzaotter]

I WISH YALL WOULD STOP POSTING THIS SAD POKÉMON SHIT I CANT TAKE ANYMORE

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[catgirlnips]

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

Found on reddit

[th3-bear-jew]

Fixed

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

Yes, thank you 😂