Annoyed Fish

People Are Reading My Old Headcanons, Oh Boy. Please be aware a lot of that is quite old and I have both better versions and better writing skills now. [why don't line breaks always work in descriptions] If you need to find me, I'm on AO3 under the name BSplendens. I am not a minor. Blacklist "lemon" if you don't want to see NSFW content, or are not of an appropriate age to legally view it. This blog will occasionally have smut. Usually of robots and/or aliens. Probably a mix of fandoms and miscellaneous. Nature content over at bettalbimarginata.tumblr.com. Queer + very tired.

[blaklyte]

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[winterpower98]

DISCORD IS DOING SOMETHING REALLY STUPID AND I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT THIS ARTICLE

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month

Age verification for all.

If this pissed you off as much as it did me, here's what to do: Call and/or email them and tell them how mad you are about this

[voyagers-stone]

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

[cali]

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

[shittysawtraps]

remember to leave out milk and rusty blades for jigsaw tonight

[shittysawtraps]

SANTA I’M SO FUCKING SORRY

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not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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🧯💨

[palmer]

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

[bettimbellis]

Drained of Light (Into the Welcoming Darkness)

(header commissioned from slimeel)

Characters: The Knight, Hornet, The Hollow Knight, Quirrel, Lost Kin, Nailmaster Oro, too many others to list here. 

Warning overview: it’s a Hollow Knight fic. Gore, body horror, aftermath of possession, mentioned abuse, assorted canon-typical awfulness but now addressed in detail! Check the full tags and mind individual chapter warnings.

Rating: M for gore, aftermath of violence, and implied (consensual) sexual content.

Summary: Ghost, aided by a gradually assembled adventuring party, manages to get Hollow out of the Black Egg Temple alive. Having freed their sibling from a mad god’s clutches is one thing; freeing them from their own self-imposed chains is entirely another. Particularly once Hollow manages to arrive at the idea that Ghost, beginning to come into their own as god-king of Hallownest, would like to be the one holding those chains. An idea Ghost wants no part of.

Hornet, having spent the past few centuries desperately believing that all her siblings died in their shells, has learned the truth just in time to struggle with how to help a sibling who firmly believes that their own existence as a living creature is the most heinous of crimes. 

Oro has been pulled from his entirely satisfactory and not at all lonely hut in the middle of nowhere to help, and is absolutely not notably invested in this particular patient, thank you. No attachment whatsoever to someone whose response, after everything, is still to put themself between their family and potential harm. Nope. (He’s also a bad liar.)

Friends and allies can only get you so far when someone’s greatest battle is against their own mind, and, for better or for worse, many things in this crumbling ruin of a kingdom are inclined to interfere in the matter. Not all that is dead in this realm is willing to stay dead, and the past is not content to remain in the past. 

These are not the only Void-kin still alive. 

Read on AO3

(Author’s notes: rougher first chapters have now been fixed! Come read my 400k and counting hurt/comfort post-Temple recovery fic. It’s made multiple people yell at me in generally positive ways, and is wandering in the approximate direction of eventually being one heck of a rarepair.)

[bettsplendens]

Ihave a cold and as such have no spare brain power to figure out what to say here, but, ,uh. new chapter. That I mostly wrote before I had the cold and that is therefore better than I can write now.

[topherchris]

[silly-slacker-person]

[the-tao-of-fandom]

Sometimes you think your life is over but really it's your winter metabolism stripping your brain for parts like crabs at a whalefall

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

[slopmaster9000]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fandom-man]

[seren-starlight]

The issue with the daylight savings time change is that people aren't used to falling back an hour or springing forward an hour, and people struggle as they take the time to adjust. But of course, if you only do something twice a year you'll never develop a talent for it. You need to practice if you really want to be good at something! Under my proposal, which absolutely everyone will hate,

[chrismho]

getting yelled at by the skywalker siblings

[p12lysanderdelanne]

luke learns what a difference water makes to sand

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

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awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style