While the Hens Were
Laying Real Eggs
Hi Everyone
The poem was just accepted for an issue about animals in an online magazine called Penumbra Online. The poem is based on a real news story in the Trib. Here it is. Happy reading!
xxxx, Sarah
Snakes seek out real eggs.
A ceramic egg was a fake
on a chicken coop’s floor.
It smelled like a real egg.
It smelled like a chicken
with thick white feathers.
It caused a lot of trouble.
A snake dined in the coop
and had an awful surprise.
It gulped the ceramic egg
as busy hens were laying
real eggs. The wrong one
stuck and formed a bulge.
The snake thrashed about
in a big display of misery.
The coop’s helpful owner
caught the stricken snake
with tongs and conveyed
it to a vet in a lidded box.
A photo in a paper shows
an employee at a wildlife
hospital. A woman wears
long gloves and holds the
snake. A caption explains
that vets performed risky
surgery on the sad snake.
The egg’s been removed.
The healthy snake could
slither away to eat a real
egg and not an imposter.












