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You use a dead tree to write on a dead tree on top of a dead tree

let’s get married, alex <3

There are people out there who listen to Rick Astley’s “Never gonna give you up” without knowing that the song is a meme.

Imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning

Shoes are just portable floor.

Hair becomes disgusting the moment it’s no longer attached to a living person

Salivating because you’re expecting food is basically your mouth getting horny.

How fucking lucky are we that air is see through

Imagine having naturally flaccid teeth that only got hard when you were hungry

no offense but i’d literally die for alex gaskarth

Some of us out there have already posed for and taken the picture that will be hung at our funeral.

Jack: How stupid do they think we are?

Alex: Sometimes Rian leaves me pictures of food instead of a grocery list.

Alex: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Jack: I don’t know, why can’t they?

Alex: It’s because they have tiny-

Zack: It’s because they’re dead, Jack.

Selfies have replaced autographs as a proof / memory for meeting famous people

It would be fun if diet and exercise affected people’s height while their weight remained stagnant

Lets appreciate the fact that our teeth don’t itch.

If working dogs with a “Do Not Pet” vest on could read, they would feel so betrayed.

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