The Dreamer of Dreams

Sarah. 26. Meow.

[catasters]

[iguanamouth]

to pass you first must answer the riddle of the sphynx

[hitrecord]

“oops”

[sarahlizardbreath]

Me

[person with camera]: charlie, you got the babies?… be nice to the babies, charlie…

[charlie tosses cat baby over the edge]

AAH! CHARLIE!!

[railroadsoftware]

smh Charlie…

[cwowens]

Another Charlie meme I can relate to.

[satinbonnets]

Despite Twilight’s flaws I think we can all appreciate what Rosalie Hale did to her gang of rapists after she became a vampire

[fangirlsdilemma]

One of Twilight’s biggest flaws was always that um, how do I put this? It has these kickass supporting characters with these fascinating back stories and instead we have to pay attention to this truly boring couple instead of hearing about Jasper fighting in a vampire war, or Alice as a psychic girl in a 1920’s mental institution, or Carlyle as a vampire doctor trying to atone for all the murdering he did.

Or Leah as the ONLY BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE WEREWOLF IN THE WORLD, or that other vampire baby from South America.

Or pretty much anything beyond Bella and Edward staring at one another and crying.

[trainer-alexis-deactivated20181]

[cwowens]

I choose you Zaddy.

[amberlamb3296-deactivated202012]

Meghan Tonjes, ladies and gentleman. 

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[tv-nerd-aus]

Akilah Green on Chelsea 

[twitterlols]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via robfee)

[officialunitedstates]

imagine an old lady who you don’t know, about 44 years old, with a white blouse and a pink sweater tied around her shoulders, showing up at your birthday party unannounced and stealing your cake

[unclefather]

Jokes on her, my cake isn’t gluten free so Janice is going to have a bad time

[sarahlizardbreath]

JANICE

[gifak-net]

[softchubbypuppy]

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[harryjamesheadcanons-deactivate]

Imagine twelve year old Harry not even knowing how awful his childhood with Dursleys had been until he gets to the Burrow.

Imagine him seeing Percy asleep with a book on his lap, and being baffled that a kid might feel comfortable enough in his own home to be so vulnerable in the living room. 

Imagine Molly coming up to the attic to say goodnight to Ron and Harry, and Harry glancing at Ron when he hears her footsteps, trying to figure out what they had done wrong that day.

Imagine him asking George who does all the house chores, and thinking it’s a joke when George answers, “we all do.” 

Imagine Ginny pestering Arthur with questions over the Daily Prophet, and Harry trying to shoot her warning looks to stop it! but then Mr. Weasley looks up and patiently answers every single one. 

Imagine Bill popping in for a visit one evening and Harry being floored when Bill stops to chat with him. 

Imagine Fred chasing after Harry in the yard, playfighting, but Harry actually begins to run for real fear of being hurt. 

Imagine Molly burning something on the stove my accident and tossing it, imagine Harry mentioning to Ron, offhandedly, “she could’ve given that one to me, it’s what I eat at home when I mess up dinner” and not knowing why Ron is horrified.

Imagine Harry seeing what a normal, functioning family looks like, and realizing the absence of love in his own life. 

[melthedestroyer]

“What Harry found most unusual about life at Ron’s, however, wasn’t the talking mirror or the clanging ghoul: It was the fact that everyone there seemed to like him.” – Chamber of Secrets

[v-is-a-cyberpunk]

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

this is so positive