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@saramajik
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Sara: I don't know if it's the poorly coping with my mother's death thing or my upstairs neighbors apparently throwing a 24 hour RAVE but I'm like 3 seconds from going apeshit and attempting to set my dorm on fire with me in it. heeeelp
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Sara: I’ll bring over ice cream and we can blast Taylor Swift and talk trash about him.
Sara: You do like Taylor Swift right? She's generally a Type A preppy fave.
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Sofia: Well, I wouldn't discount Shray because of THAT! Being willing to alienate people in the name of doing what you think is right is necessary and difficult, and he's born the brunt of their ire quite respectably. Although your talents are very enviable :-p Pupper masters are quite important and it must be nice to have magic to grant wishes with. The closest I can do is pass laws to make the people happy and well, that doesn't work for everyone! Of course you are ;-) But if you weren't team Shray he'd never have to know.
Sofia: (Interesting! Out of curiosity, would you feel that way about any girl choosing to engage in relations with Shray, or is it simply because I'm your friend and you would hate the idea of your brother taking precedence over you in my life?)
Sara: I would. Of course I admire my brother's determination and resilience, but considering his ambitions tend to require some degree of likability for him to win the popular vote, which isn't impossible to earn him, just more work for me than there should be. Don't discount your lawmaking future in comparison to magic. Magical wish granting is so difficult and far more complex than you'd think. Happiness isn't always guaranteed there either. That's true, but I doubt I'd ever not be team Shray though. His leadership potential is unmatched and I rather enjoy being on the correct side of history.
Sara: (Hm, that's such an interesting question. I don't think I've ever considered the notion of Shray taking precedence over me in anyone's life? I've always believed that there's enough love in the world for both of us equally, despite which of us may be getting the most attention at the time. I think it's more that I'd rather not engage in "girl talk" with anyone that could possibly slip in intimate details I'd rather not know about my brother.)
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Sofia: Nonsense! While Shray's obviously always been very formidable, your charms and talents are all your own! And I suppose we won't find out for sure until the rematch happens once we're both at Walt U!
Sofia: I don't value many people enough to say this, but you do plenty just by being yourself! (I can assure you it certainly isn't on my list of things I want to accomplish during senior year, you should be quite safe from a repeat sexual encounter!)
Sara: My charms and talents are vast and arguably more impressive since I haven't alienated a majority of our peers while developing them, but I'm built for puppet mastering and wish granting more than actually being sorta in charge. Ugggg I cannot WAIT for that death match. Obvi, I'm team Shray but like 👀👀
Sara: Aw, you're the sweetest! 💕💕 (Litty! I would've had to stop talking to you if it really was on your list and that would've been so unfair/unkind.)
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Sofia: Oh! Would you really give it up just like that? I'd hate to take something away from you that you earned, even if a large part of the current hierarchy is rooted in the fact that I had to go home for... well, of course you know all the reasons, no need to rehash them now!
Sofia: I'd really appreciate it, though, if you're sure. It would be nice to come back and feel like I have a sense of purpose. A position of power helps me keep my mind off of it more than just being an average council-member would.
Sara: Of course, that's why I'm offering! Also like, who knows how much I earned that based on my own merits and not who I happened to share a womb with! You TOTALLY would've gotten it all on your own, had you been here.
Sara: I'm so certain! If there's anything I can do to make your adjustment back to school easier lmk! (Just don't fuck my brother again, that was a trauma! 😜)
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Sara: Now that you're back, do you want ASB vice prez? It's kind of cool having pretend power alongside my evil twin, but liiiiike we all know it's only a thing because you went MIA. And I'm too nice to keep things that don't belong to me without at least offering it back once, so?
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who am i? let's go to the beach-each! *breathes heavily* ninki minjaj
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“I was trying to figure out how to become the first scandal of the Beach Bash by getting wasted and doing weird shit on the slides with some friends…but like, when was someone going to tell me that alcohol kinda hurts to drink?”
“I’ve definitely warned you about the dangers of alcohol, sister. Of course I’ve only heard that it burns you from the inside, but that was enough to steer me clear of the stuff forever. But hey – I’ve turned over a new leaf and was kind of hoping you’d want your first underage illegal beverage to be with your twin brother!”
"Yeah but you had to have known I was going to ignore you, brother. You warn against everything fun. Which is why I don't actually believe you're capable of turning over a new leaf. But... I do want to see how far this act goes...So if we're drinking together, you have to have to drink some first! That way you can't double cross me without getting in trouble too, deal?"
"I was trying to figure out how to become the first scandal of the Beach Bash by getting wasted and doing weird shit on the slides with some friends...but like, when was someone going to tell me that alcohol kinda hurts to drink?"
