Only Half Joking

I'm Haley.

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[toxicsugarart]

When the time comes to report the porn bots following you but they make up a quarter of your follower count

[silverfreckle]

[mugicha1]

[124archive-deactivated20140918]

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both

[nuka-rockit]

depression: hey no one truly loves you and nothing you do will ever matter

me, doing a test on what jelly bean I’d be while drinking stale pepsi out of a mug: at least im not fucking licorice flavor god could you imagine

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[chicken-fluff-butts]

*slappy wattle noises*

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like cat

[durbikins]

funny noise

[toothydimwit]

cat login sound

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like chicken

[deskmanic]

I love this whole segment.

[jonbutter]

i cant believe griffin gave us 3 fantastic lines in under 30 seconds

[slagginbitch]

YOU’RE THE SPIDER GUY AND YOU YELLED

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

I am currently in love with this video.

[d0esntmakesense]

love this new disney movie

[ganjflavoredcleats-deactivated2]

^^^^^^^^^

[molothoo]

What that dog know about the blues 😂😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Ok but how does the puppy like… know, you know? How do they know???

[jonas-brothers]

#me @ me

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

[saturniidace]

Does everyone just inexplicably know this

[donhfit-deactivated20190904]

[pyrexvisean-deactivated20181125]

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

[hootfiend]