no.

lmao

[sarcastatic]

megalobonia​

it was in accompanying lola in one of her many work trips that the skeleton turned up in japan, and it had taken him a good three days to finally land on an establishment that had mustard in it– his condiment of choice.

❝ i’ll have th’a same as usual, sis’. ❞ sans spoke in the local tongue not too unlike a yakuza grunt would, which, in turn, had the barmaid tensing up and reaching under the counter for the bottle of mustard, which her boss had no doubt demanded to keep stashed within arm’s length. ❝ ‘precciated. ❞

at least the guy showed some manners– if manners extended as far as popping open the condiment’s cap and drinking from it like it was booze, that is. ❝ what’s that ‘bout grade schooler’s again, ma’am? ❞  though his skull did not turn her way, the skeleton was likely referring to the little fox just beside him. 

a great deal shorter than the skeleton. shorter than lola, even, and that was an accomplishment.

                “ oh , y ' know . just that usually skeletons stay in classrooms . never actually saw one up close . ” fenneko ' s playing a dangerous game talking so brashly about monsters like skeletal variants , but who is she to know about monsterkind ? surprising how she doesn ' t flinch to fell 's harsh tone , even after barmaid ' s intimidation .

                “ just curious though , but do you ALWAYS act big and bad ? not my place , but i ' ve found better traction getting free drinks from exploiting weaknesses , particularly those of hormonal value . ”

[sarcastatic]

@megalobonia

usually  when  fenneko  goes  out  for  food ,   she  typically  orders  light .   today ,   a  little  treat  of  shrimp  tempura  would  suit  her  needs .   chopsticks  had  barely  left  their  dining  setting  when  she  hears  the  restaurant ' s  door  open ,   attention  grabbed  by  the  signature  of  death  walking  into  the  establishment .   not  that  she  typically  minded  those  of  odd  natures ,   but  this  guy  seemed  off .  .  .   in  a  less  than  nomenclature  way .   she  couldn ’ t  place  how  exactly  he  seemed  to  stand  out  other  than  his  anatomical  appearance ,   skeletons  don ’ t  usually  come  waltzing  in  from  a  hard  day ’ s  work  at  a  lab ,   standing  upright  for  all  to  reference .

                “  must ’ ve  been  hard  educating  grade  schooler ’ s ,  ”     murmurs  to  nobody  under  her  breath ,   the  fennec  aiding  a  helping  of  crunchy  shrimp  in  for  a  bite .   she  barely  notices  how  he  comes  to  sit  beside  her  at  the  bar .   in  fact ,   when  she  does ,   an  obvious  river  of  sweat  begins  pouring  down  the  side  of  her  face .   oh !   well ,   this  just  got  ten  times  more  awkward  than  the  situation  had  any  right  being .

[tadaenio]

RULES.

. for the sake of my mental health , this blog is low maintenance . this means i will not live up to anyone ' s standards as i once tried to . what i get done on my own time — at my own pace — is no one ' s business .

. i do not have netflix , therefore my knowledge only extends to clips from youtube . henceforth , my tadano is entirely my own .

. i am 22 , and as to avoid trouble , i will only interact with those who have their age listed and are above 18 . i retain the right to heighten this minimum if i see fit .

. additionally for mental health reasons , this blog is strictly SFW . discussion of NSFW or suggestive content outside the realm of subtle context clues will earn a warning .

. i believe in the phrase ' fool me once , shame on you . fool me twice , shame on me . ' — and because of this , i will only give warnings once regarding the same rule broken repeatedly without an effort to change .

psd by jaynedits !     border edited from neorph !